“My child is completely fine.” Your child throws jars of piss at people.

After a hard fought victory over the RED’s, the BLUteam is celebrating with a night on the town!

Biohazard however isn’t to impressed with Scout’s sad attempts at flirting with her and would much rather drink her wine in peace. Meanwhile, Sniper finds Hacker’s drunken giggles at Scout’s antics rather adorable as he help support her so she doesn’t topple off the bar stool.

Biohazard/Hacker © meScout/Sniper © Valve CorpDO NOT USE MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION

Team Fortress 2 - 18+ RP Search

Hello fellow mercenaries!

I am currently searching for a long term, literate writing partner who would be interested in doing a Team Fortress 2 roleplay with me.

⋙ I post multi-para to novella (4 - 8+ paragraph) and am looking for a roleplay partner who also likes to write long posts. ONE LINERS NOT ACCEPTED!

⋙ When it comes to RP couples I can do Canon X Canon, OC X OC and also OC X Canon but if I play a character for you, I expect you to be kind enough to do the same. I love to double!

⋙ I am love triangle and polyamory friendly 

⋙ LGBTQ+ friendly

⋙ I ADORE horror/dark themed roleplays

⋙ I am OK with age gaps between romantic characters, so long as the youngest character is legal age.

❤️  = Craving this pairing

Bold = The role I would like to play

 PAIRINGS

Spy x OC ❤️

Spy x OC x Sniper ❤️

Spy x OC x Medic

RED Spy x OCx BLU Spy (RED & BLU Spies are twins)

Scout x OC ❤️

Scout x Ms Pauling

Scout x OC x Sniper 

Engineer x OC

Engineer x OC x Medic

Heavy x OC

Heavyx OC x Medic

Soliderx OC x Demo

Demox OC

Pyro x OC

Sniper x OC(can play either role)❤️

Second Opinion Medic x OC ❤️

Open to other pairings as well as RED x BLU ships

   RANDOM MINI PLOT IDEAS  

- Scout organizes a talent show at the base and participation is mandatory

- Some of the crew head out for a hard night of clubbing

- A famous mafia boss is hosting an extravagant costume ball and its BLU teams job to infiltrate the party and eliminate the mafia don

- Poker night gone wild

• RED and BLU Spy are twins

- Road trip during a week long ceasefire (spring break vibes maybe?)

- A mission abroad (maybe to one of the team members home country?)