#teen wolf humor

scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?

derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

scott: well, do you?

derek: ..yeah, hang on

teen wolf: 4 x 04 The Benefactor

stiles: i wasn’t done talking!!

derek: yeah well i was done listening.

stiles: i’m sorry i let you go

derek:[scowls]

stiles: it’s just that we’ve been cuddling for 12 hours Der. i need to pee.

derek: [scowls harder]

/peter’s funeral/

stiles: i’ll never forget his last words to me before he fell of the ladder and snapped his neck

scott: what were they?

stiles: “stop shaking the ladder, you idiot.”

derek: your existence is confusing

stiles: how so?

derek: your presence irritates me but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me