#incorrect sterek quotes
stiles vs homework
maybe if she didn’t draw a tree
ding ding
Derek: Do you want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?
Stiles, excitedly: Yes! Can you do that?
Derek: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.
Waitress: and what would you like
Stiles: I wish to devour the unborn
Derek: eggs, he wants eggs
Stiles: *kisses Derek’s cheek*
Derek: What is this
Stiles:Affection
Derek:Disgusting
Derek: … do it again
Stiles: Wow, your legs look great in those jeans!
Derek: You should see me without ‘em
Cora:
Scott: *laughs*
Lydia: *giggle*
Stiles:
Liam: *confused* …why would you take off your legs?
Cora: *rolls eyes*
Derek: *laughs*
Theo: …I’m gonna tell him.
Lydia: DON’T YOU DARE!
Derek: Can I rip his head off?
Stiles: no.
Derek: Tear him apart?
Stiles: definitely not.
Derek: what can I do then?
Stiles:
Derek:
Stiles: …
Stiles: Sit still, look pretty
Derek:
Stiles: my dad’s not home
Derek:
Derek:
Derek:
Derek: the hunt can wait
