#texts from battle royale

(843):

Shouldn’t have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.

(304):

You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing “Revenge Faces”.

(786):

I told her at least we still had each other. That’s when she started crying.

(304):

just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.

(303):

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

My first BR manga TFLN! I want to try to make more of these, but I don’t have any scans; I’m just using whatever I find on tumblr, ha.

(859):

you’re just mad because in the hogwarts world I’m Harry and you’re Ron. get over it.

(571):

the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.

(651):

i turned job hunting into a drinking game.

(305):

false alarm. still invincible.

(302):

is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?

(978):

everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping

(802):

PS- did you die? If you did just text “dead” to me, so that I know.

(541):

I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

(254):

you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

(818):

Its about making memories worth repressing

(920):

I almost didn’t recognize her with a shirt on.

(760):

Joe is yelling at the trees again.

(817):

This is one of those situations that make me think to myself “what life decision did I make to get here”

Sorry for the impromptu hiatus guys! I lost power for a few days thanks to Hurricane Sandy. I hope to get these TFLNs out on a regular basis once again!

(716):

the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.