#texts from battle royale

(847):

Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it

(406):

Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

(757):

It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.

(334):

She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She’s a keeper

(706):

Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.

(910):

I’m not 100% on this, but I’m pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

(765):

She’s a freak. I’ve got the scars to prove it.

(740):

I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit

(613):

Well despite the fact that I’m still not entirely sure this isn’t an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I’m in.

(310):

If me getting shot doesn’t get me pussy I am officially gay

(407):

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

(1-407):

I hate you

(818):

I’m not conventionally pretty…I’m just crazy

(313):

You’re mentally unstable and I would hate to be you

(724):

If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.

I hope the manga counts as well

chapter 33

yep, manga counts too! I just don’t have the manga so I don’t make many TFLNs from it :)

Thanks so much for the submission!

(954):

can we please take bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?

(904):

Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job

(419):

Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.

(407):

My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.