#that’s me

Shy but will fuck you anywhere you want

goblin-grimace:

gxtitobxby:

reader who hates the smell of weed bf!dealer!rem

natalieironside:

Best kind of people are trans women who are just unashamedly weird

Got my clown makeup on for tomorrow. Ride or die, bitches. Ride or die.

anothersadist:

good morning to smart girls that turn into a dumb slutty mess in bed

msdbzbabe:

Does anyone else feel kinda sexy when the recaptcha thinks you’re a robot???

I see this a lot on Instagram, but I can’t post this on there without my mom seeing, so… Here

Carrd

vblr:

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

vierss-herondale:

My level of hypocrisy: me wanting Jace and Clary to have a baby already when they are gonna be like 24 in TWP but also me no wanting a baby till I’m at least thirty because dear God that’s too much responsibility

I hate mood shifts are great.

princessanneftw:

princessanneftw:

Princess Anne looking less than impressed while presenting the winning trophy to ex-husband Mark Phillips at a charity golf tournament at Gleneagles.

Daily Express | 3 July 1995

(‘Crowd encouragement prompted a peck on the cheek for husband Tim.’ Good job @ crowd!)

Update: they’re referring to this!

sleepy-bebby:

spooky-spyce-deactivated2022061:

girls be like “goodnight” then go masturbate