#the chosen
Life is good. The backpack and Matthew’s Dog will return in season three. My favorite characters are coming back. Life is good. On an unrelated note, Dallas could make serious bank if he added Matthew’s Dog plushies and Jesus backpacks to The Chosen merch shop. I would be the Futurama meme. You know the one. But honestly I’m like that normally with him.
Me: I love John 20:4 (“They were running together, but the other disciple ran faster than Peter and was the first to arrive at the tomb.”) because it’s really moving that John was so eager that he outran even impulsive Peter! I’ve read a really good sermon about–
The Chosen: SIMON PETER CAN’T RUN HE’S SUCH A LOSER HE CAN’T RUN THAT’S GONNA BE A JOKE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE SHOW
“You were so close.” Hi I’m devastated.
The way that The Chosen showed the beatitudes at the end of s2 gets me teary eyed every time
In this house we stan Mary AND Joseph
bro them phars really be in a silly goofy mood ✌️
We should call them Simon Peter and Simon Parkour
(This one isn’t mine originally, credit to the chosen archives on Instagram)
convincing myself the shittyness adds to it…