#ci’s thoughts
Life is good. The backpack and Matthew’s Dog will return in season three. My favorite characters are coming back. Life is good. On an unrelated note, Dallas could make serious bank if he added Matthew’s Dog plushies and Jesus backpacks to The Chosen merch shop. I would be the Futurama meme. You know the one. But honestly I’m like that normally with him.
I finally have my answer to the classic nerd question: Kirk or Picard? And my answer is:
✨Chris Pike✨
Not to be ✨that person✨ or anything, but I disliked Harry Potter before it was cool to dislike it because of JK Rowling. So I’m like the exact opposite of “into it before it was cool”.
And it’s not because of my Catholic ass, it’s because some bitch deadass threw one of those thick books at me when I said I didn’t feel like reading it (we were in third grade and I was still in my “Transformers and Sci-fi are the only things I care about” phase). So I doubled down and haven’t read it out of pure spite. But now I have an actual reason to not read it or like it.
Not to be ✨that person✨ or anything, but I disliked Harry Potter before it was cool to dislike it because of JK Rowling. So I’m like the exact opposite of “into it before it was cool”.
I was trying to order food online from a place I’ve never tried before and
I think this is something that should only be on Martha Washington’s menu…
Mind melds are quite literally just metaphysical sex. I’m not talking specifically about the actual mechanism of it or how it “brings two people together” although you could go down that route. I’m talking about how society treats it like it’s such a “big deal” and it’s sacred and blah blah blah blah blah. Yet for some reason, the local slut’s Vulcan’s first solution to any problem is to mind meld and everyone else is like “bro what? don’t do that!” And they’re like “it’s the only way ”. Just sounds like an excuse to bang to me. Furthermore, whenever mind melds go wrong, I guess it’s an allegory for STDs.
I love hats. Cowboy hats, tricorn hats, top hats, snapbacks, bonnets, beanies, party hats, bowler hats, berets, all the different religious hats, straw hats, helmets, hoods on coats and cloaks, lampshades, propeller hats, frogs, etc.
I just love all the options.
My playlist that gives me indescribable nostalgic and homesick yet comforting vibes:
See You Again (no rap version) - Charlie Puth
A Different Corner - George Michael
Cycles - Frank Sinatra
King And Lionheart - Of Monsters and Men
Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order, covered by The Macarons Project
Softly as I Leave You - Frank Sinatra
Kissing a Fool - George Michael
Memory - Barbra Streisand
Trouble - Cage the Elephant
Scarborough Fair - Simon and Garfunkel
Heaven Knows - Five for Fighting
The Call - Regina Spektor
Brother - Kodaline
My Cup Runneth Over - Ed Ames
City of Angels - Arrows to Athens
Don’t Give Up on Me - Andy Grammer
In Our Bedroom After the War - Stars
Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) - Josh Groban
Unforgettable - Sia
The Twelfth of Never - Johnny Mathis
The problem with being a child/teen who is “so mature/grown up for his/her/their age” is that when you do slip up, act silly, make a mistake, or even crack an immature joke, EVERYONE teachers, parents, and hell even fellow peers are like “I would never expect that from you…” or some other disappointed and scathing comment. It makes these kids clamp down on any age appropriate urge they have and suppress themselves to always be on their “best behavior” because that disappointment hurts more than anything.
So, as a reminder to “mature for their age” kids out there from someone who was one: it is okay to make mistakes and fuck up. Weather it’s not doing so well on a test, calling out in class, not paying attention when you should have been, etc. Really. It is. It isn’t the end of the world, and not to be cheesy, but no one can’t be perfect 100% of the time. It’s okay to goof off sometimes to just let loose and have fun. In fact it’s good for your mental sanity! Trust me. It’s okay to laugh at and make “crass” or “low brow” humor like dick and boob jokes. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. Don’t ever be ashamed of yourself. You rock and I’m proud of you.
Changed my name on here when I should’ve been sleeping lmfao
Mind melds are quite literally just metaphysical sex. I’m not talking specifically about the actual mechanism of it or how it “brings two people together” although you could go down that route. I’m talking about how society treats it like it’s such a “big deal” and it’s sacred and blah blah blah blah blah. Yet for some reason, the local slut’s Vulcan’s first solution to any problem is to mind meld and everyone else is like “bro what? don’t do that!” And they’re like “it’s the only way ”. Just sounds like an excuse to bang to me. Furthermore, whenever mind melds go wrong, I guess it’s an allegory for STDs.
