#the dream master
Me: *buying Nightmare merch at the Halloween Store*
Checkout dude: “I thought about buying this Elm Street sign.”
Me: “It’s actually a good price, you should! I have a pretty decent collection of Elm Street stuff at home, so this’ll fit in.”
Checkout Dude: “I actually have the same birthday as Robert Englund.”
Me: “What, June 6th?”
Checkout dude: (confused because I knew his birthdate) “How did you know that??”
Me: “Because that’s Robert’s birthday…?”
I‘m pretty sure that poor guy thought I was a stalker or a clairvoyant or something.
