#the iron bull
Author name: teaandcathair
Artist name: serenity-failsStory Title: The Duchess and the Spy
Link to story: Voilà!
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: This is a Genderswap Regency romance AU, containing rampant historical anachronism, slapdash borrowing from canon, trashy regency romance tropes, vague Tevinter nastiness toward queer people, and one extremely brief reference to marital/corrective rape. Plus, fisting!Story summary:
Doria is the Duchess of House Pavus— the only heir of a powerful and ambitious family, and a favorite of the Tevinter Regency gossip mill. The Iron Bull is a mercenary captain from the colonies, whose service to the Imperium has led her into high society with her small company in tow for several weeks of fêtes and parties.
The two meet first at a soirée, then again when Bull accidentally climbs into Doria’s library window in search of letters regarding a Venatori conspiracy against the Inquisition—and despite how mismatched they may seem, the pull between them is too much to ignore. Has Doria found the answer to her problems in a seven-foot-tall Tal-Vashoth woman with one eye and the most horrid taste in clothing she’s ever witnessed?
Link to art: Here! (also included on AO3! Art is not explicit)
I DID IT! I WROTE THIS! IT IS VERY SMUTTY AND ALSO INVOLVES DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS OF REGENCY GOWNS! AND FISTING! DID I MENTION THE FISTING?! THERE’S A PINTEREST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT THE LINK TO THE PINTEREST!
A friendly reminder that a GIANT MAN called IRON BULL with a HUGE AXE liked PINK STONES and LOST HIS EYE DEFENDING A TRANSGENDER MAN and DATED MEN AND WOMEN and did NOTHING WITHOUT CONSENT so FUCK TOXIC MASCULINITY
That’s Honest
Iron Bull Masterpost
Related Quest: In Hushed Whispers
The PC approaches Bull at Haven.
Iron Bull: So that Tevinter guy sent you into the future? (Grunts.)
Dialogue options:
- Flirt: I’ll protect you. [1]
- General: Tevinter magic goes too far. [2]
+ Iron Bull slightly approves - General: It was incredible. [3]
- Iron Bull slightly disapproves - General: Weird, right? [4]
+ Iron Bull slightly approves
1 - Flirt: I’ll protect you.
PC If you’re worried about magic, I can protect you.
Iron Bull: My blade pretty much protects me.
PC: Perhaps I can do things your blade can’t.
Iron Bull: I don’t know. It has blood grooves. Well, technically it’s the fuller, but “blood grooves” sounds so much more violent. Anyway, I hope our new friends have what it takes to close the Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
2 - General: Tevinter magic goes too far.
PC: I’ve got no problem with normal magic, but Tevinter goes beyond all reason.
Iron Bull: I know, right? The Vints are always pushing. Anyway, I hope our new friends have what it takes to close the Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
3 - General: It was incredible.
PC: The things magic can do are fascinating.
Iron Bull: (Grunts.)Anyway, I hope our new friends have what it takes to close the Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
4 - General: Weird, right?
PC: Every time I think I understand magic, the rules change.
Iron Bull (mage PC): And you’re a mage, so that’s saying something.
Iron Bull (non-mage PC): I know, right? If I were a mage, I’d just throw fire at people. That’s honest.
Iron Bull: Anyway, I hope our new friends have what it takes to close the Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
5 - Scene ends.
A Few Faces
Iron Bull Masterpost
Related Quest: In Your Heart Shall Burn
The PC approaches Bull by the tavern.
Iron Bull: Inquisitor, huh? Well, you’ve got the fortress for it. Speaking of which, when you’ve got a second, there’s something I wanna show you.
General: You had something to show me?
PC: What did you want me to come see?
Iron Bull: Here, come on. I’ll show you.
The scene cuts to night, and the PC is in mercenary armor.
PC: Why am I dressed like this?
Iron Bull: You’ll see. Come on, it’ll be worth your time. I promise.
The two of them join a couple of soldiers playing cards. They sit.
Iron Bull: Evening. Iron Bull. My merc band just joined up.
Tanner: Tanner. I’m from Jader. Well, near Jader.
Mira: Mira. I was guard-captain for Lady Pendall. Signed on after shit blew up at the Conclave. Share a drink? Who’s your friend?
Iron Bull: This is Grim. [They don’t] talk much.
Dialogue options.
- General: Nice to meet you. [1]
- General: How’s it going? [2]
- General: [Say little.][3]
1 - General: Nice to meet you.
PC: It’s a pleasure.
Tanner: Hey, Grim, do I know you from somewhere?
2 - General: How’s it going?
PC: They treating you all right out here?
Mira: Seen worse.
Tanner: Hey, Grim, do I know you from somewhere?
3 - General: [Say little.]
PC:(Grunts.)
4 - Scene continues.
Iron Bull: So, you ready to kill some demons or Venatori… or whatever that Corypheus asshole is?
Mira: This isn’t just about killing. We’re helping the Inquisitor save the world and build the next empire.
Dialogue options:
- General: The Inquisitor’s helping.
PC: Sounds like the Inquisitor is doing some good work. [5] - General: The Inquisitor’s just a [person].
PC: The Inquisitor isn’t a god. [They’re] just a [person] trying to do the right thing. [5] - General:[Say little.]
PC:(Grunts.)[5]
5 - Scene continues.
Iron Bull: Well, long as I get paid, I’m happy. That’s why I signed up.
Tanner: I just couldn’t spend my whole life on a farm. Needed to live a little, you know?
Iron Bull: What about you, Mira? Why’d you join up? I thought you were serving some noble.
Mira: I saw what happened at Haven. The Inquisitor staring down that monster and his Archdemon… I don’t sing the Chant of Light as much as I should, but you can’t see something like that and not believe.
Iron Bull: Well, Grim and I should find our tents. Thanks for the drink.
They leave and stop a bit away.
Iron Bull: I know every soldier under my command. You don’t have that option… but a few faces might help.
6 - Dialogue options:
- Investigate: Why did you act like that? [7]
- General: This was good. [8]
+ Iron Bull slightly approves - General: Their attitudes surprised me. [9]
- General: This was depressing. [10]
- Iron Bull slightly disapproves
7 - Investigate: Why did you act like that?
PC: You made it sound like you didn’t like the Inquisition.
Iron Bull: People don’t always tell the truth when you’re polite. You gotta poke them a bit.
Dialogue options:
- Special: They may think less of you. [11]
- [Back to 6]
11 - Special: They may think less of you.
PC: But those two soldiers might think you’re an asshole.
Iron Bull: So?
[Back to 6]
8 - General: This was good.
PC: It was good to get their perspective.
Iron Bull: Yeah. Sounds like we could use an easy win for boys like Tanner. And vets like Mira have seen enough to be wary. You’ve got a good army coming along. Remember that, no matter what comes next. [12]
9 - General: Their attitudes surprised me.
PC: I knew some of the soldiers felt like that, but to actually hear it…
Iron Bull: It’s hard to be just an idea sometimes. That’s all you are to most of them. It’s why you could stand right in front of them without being recognized. You’ve got a good army coming along. Remember that, no matter what comes next. [12]
10 - General: This was depressing.
PC: I might be sending these soldiers to their deaths. Now I know their names.
Iron Bull: If you’re sending them to their deaths, you can give them that much. You’ve got a good army coming along. Remember that, no matter what comes next. [12]
12 - Scene ends.
- in progress -
Cutscenes:
Recruitment Pre-Skyhold: The Bull’s Chargers
Recruitment Post-Skyhold: The Bull’s Chargers
From the Ashes: A Few Faces
Prompted Conversations:
The Threat Remains: It’s At The Top
In Hushed Whispers: That’s Honest
Champions of the Just: Always Staying Positive
Personal Quest:
coming soon
Romance/Approval:
coming soon
Always Staying Positive
Iron Bull Masterpost
Related Quest: Champions of the Just
The PC approaches Bull at Haven.
Iron Bull (if in party for CotJ): Demons. It had to be demons.
Iron Bull (if not in party for CotJ): Heard there was a big demon at the Seeker Fortress.
Iron Bull: Getting into your head, messing around… (Grunts.)
Dialogue options:
- Flirt: I’ll protect you. [1]
- General: It was worth the risk. [2]
- General: Maybe it never stopped! [3]
- Iron Bull slightly disapproves - General: We killed it. [4]
+ Iron Bull slightly approves
1 - Flirt: I’ll protect you.
PC If you’re nervous about demons, I can protect you.
Iron Bull: My blade pretty much protects me.
PC: Perhaps I can do things your blade can’t.
Iron Bull: I don’t know. It has blood grooves. Well, technically it’s the fuller, but “blood grooves” sounds so much more violent. Anyway, I hope our new friends have what it takes to close the Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
2 - General: It was worth the risk.
PC: What matters is we defeated it and brought the templars to our side.
Iron Bull: With all these damn demons popping up, I guess we need the help. Anyway, With the templars on board, hopefully we can close that Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
3 - General: Maybe it never stopped!
PC: For all you know, the demon never stopped, and this is all in your mind.
Iron Bull: Oh, for… Now I’m gonna spend the rest of the day thinking about it! Thanks. Anyway, With the templars on board, hopefully we can close that Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
4 - General: We killed it.
PC: It’s dead now.
Iron Bull: That’s why I like you, boss. Always staying positive. Anyway, With the templars on board, hopefully we can close that Breach. Damn thing gives me a headache. [5]
5 - Scene ends.
So excited to share my preview for the @adoribull-fairytales Zine! A tender moment for The Iron Bull and Dorian !!!!! Details for how to purchase the charity zine are available here!
Quick lil snip-it of cyrrion’s story: He’s from Seheron! Tada!
So yeah- here’s him fighting as a fog warrior on Seheron because we all know wars can’t just stop, not even for the damn blight :,)
He’s 22 in this photo and had already been fighting for, uh, …. 9 years. ANYWAYS BYEEEE
A whole babe-
Trespasser doodles of my boi! (Ft.baby Atlan again ) you wouldn’t believe how long it took me to get the hand right gosh dang-
Anyways I’ve made no progress on my fic- BUT MY FAVORITE FIC STARTED UPDATING AGAIN SO MAYBE INSPIRATION WHILE STRIKE
(Me? Trying to be active? No wayyy)
Heya! I have come with more art, and another animatic
I’m a sappy gay so like- Bull and Lavellan and an adopted kid. Yup. That’s everything-
This is Atlan Lavellan! Bull found him (in da animatic) in a burnt down villiage and really went “Let’s keep him ” but now Cyrrion would die for this child but also more than likely, he would kill for this child
Anyways- I absolutely love them and Atlan is ABSOLUTELY in my modern au fic I’m working on (more info on that late)
Everything aside- you can’t deny they’re baby
Ok- I realised something really damn hilarious and I can’t get it out of my head
Hi! So I’m a biromantic dude who just, goes bonkers for fictional men so dragon Age makes my gay little heart happy
Putting together my cannon playthroughs that I want to take into DA4 I realised that I am REALLY gay, and also I REALLY like elves.
So just- over the course of over a decade the three biggest figures in Thedas’ history were either a: Gay for an elf OR b: A gay elf
LIKE SRSLY- DA:O I ROMANCED ZEVRAN
DA:2 I’M GONNA ROMANCE FENRIS
DA:3 I PLAYED A ELF AND ROMANCED THE IRON BULL
JUST IMAGINE SOME RANDOM PERSON IN FERELDAN IS JUST TALKING TO THEIR BUDDY LIKE- “Hey wait… frank? Why is everyone Gay? NO- FRANK LISTEN. The hero of Fereldan? Gay. The champion of Kirkwall? Gay. EVEN THE DAMN HERALD OF ANDRASTE AND THE INQUISITOR WAS FUCKIN GAY MAN. ” and they’re just- having a breakdown.
I-
I’m starting my first fic rn- and all my struggles aside (like not knowing HOW LONG A CHAPTER IS SUPPOSED TO FLIPPIN BE)
I have made the realization that truly- Varic is just the best wingman
IF THE VARIC TETHRAS WANTS TO MAKE A BOOK ABOUT YOUR ROMANCE THEN YOU KNOW IT’S FRIGGIN GOOD SHIZ
Ah yes- just trespasser behind the scenes XD
As a bullmancer this spoke to me
Uhhh UHHHH I- WHAT IS TUMBLR????
HAVE CONTENT? FROM MY STUPID BUTT? EH?
My Inquisitor Levallen: Cyr! I HAVE CRIED TOO MUCH ON THE BEHALF OF THIS BOY-
The Iron Bull body pillow up for pre-order!
Both full sized pillowcase and small keychain sizes available, find both in my Etsy store.
FEED him, he is HUNGRY!!
— (THE Iron Bull)
Idiots to lovers 200 hours in the Hinterlands speedrun
I am marking this Valentine’s day with my first adoribull fanart
Dorian and Bull’s relationship is quite literally why I even got into video games as a whole so there’s that
i cant be stopped
More Dragon Age crafting! I crocheted myself an Iron Bull, using this pattern. He’s so snuggly!!!
(And unlike the original pattern, I gave him a dick. Because honestly, it’s the Iron Bull. You know he’s packing. Pic below the cut.)