I- Would the maitlands survive without a house to haunt?
i mean, in their heart? they’d be crushed but as ghosts they’d probably just haunt the land the house was burned on. and then they would haunt any house or building built on their land.
i believe it’s when they step off of their property that they enter Saturn so their house is just a convenient hub to make those borders around. hope that helps
the deetz/maitlands/bj have been preparing the wedding for months. delia decides that Bj should be in charge of his own attire. wrong decision. he totally forgot about it. Now the wedding’s about to start and beej doesn’t have anything to wear!!!
Beetlejuice is a recovering misogynist. Like he isn’t mean or actively malicious or anything like that but bc of thousands of years of bullshit shaping how he thinks he’s supposed to act, he just says shit which he genuinely believes is true and Barbara has to explain to him he can’t say that. She and Adam are helping him get better but he just says dumb shit sometimes and Lydia smacks him
Ok to expand picture this. Im going to assume you agree with my hc that Lydia is transfem for this scenario
Beetlejuice: (wins at a video game)
Beetlejuice: fuck yeah! Hey, at least that’s gotta be really gender affirming Lyds
(Lydia is very confused, Beetlejuice is then confused why she doesn’t get it)
Beej: you know… because girls can’t play video games..?
Lydia smacks him and Barbara has to explain to him that no that in fact is not a gender affirming or correct statement. He’s trying y’all.
Beetlejuice is a recovering misogynist. Like he isn’t mean or actively malicious or anything like that but bc of thousands of years of bullshit shaping how he thinks he’s supposed to act, he just says shit which he genuinely believes is true and Barbara has to explain to him he can’t say that. She and Adam are helping him get better but he just says dumb shit sometimes and Lydia smacks him
