#the scarecrow x reader

Jervis: Uh oh, somebody’s in love!

Jonathan: I just think (y/n) is cool, ok? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about them!

*Later at nightime, wide awake in his bed*

Jonathan: Uh oh

Jerome: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room

Jonathan, annoyed: That’s stupid, I’m not kissing any-

You: *walks in*

Jonathan, already halfway across the room: Well, a dares a dare