#the shadowhunter chronicles
Helen: Mark can babysit.
Julian:*laughing*
Helen: Why are you laughing?
Julian: You weren’t joking?
Tessa: You don’t need more shoes.
Kit: One can never have enough shoes. Especially not Gucci one’s!
Jem: Don’t tell Tessa about Lily’s nicknames , please.
Kit: Or what, brother sixpackariah?
Jem: DON’T CALL ME THAT!
Kit: So you want me to help you with necromancy?
Ty:Yes.
Kit: But isn’t it illegal?
Ty:Yes.
Kit: Oh cool, so we’re gangsters, huh?
James: You always have a solution, don’t you?
Matthew:Drink.
Matthew: If you are dehydrated, drink. If you are sad, drink. Just drink.
James: Well okay, anybody else?
James: How did you sleep?
Matthew: I was supposed to sleep?
Raphael: Did you sleep well?
Lily: To be honest? My sleeping pattern isn’t a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle. So I didn’t get enough sleep and I’m going back to sleep now. Good night!
Raphael (screaming after Lily): So you don’t want a drink?
Alec: I’m nobody’s bitch.
Lily: Yes, I agree. I’m nobody’s bitch too but I’d make an exception for Jem I’d-love-to-climb-’em Carstairs.
Alec: wh- what?
Alastair: Well you can’t spell stupid without ‘u’!
Matthew: WELL THERE’S AN 'I’ IN STUPID TOO!
Matthew: *confused at what he just said*
Alastair:Paris.
Thomas:Paris.
Matthew: What the hell happened in Paris?
Thomas: Hey Matthew?
Matthew:Yeah?
Thomas: The floor is lava.
Matthew: *pushes Alastair onto the ground.*
Ragnor not returning phone calls from literal decades ago is a whole ass mood.
“I kept asking her why she didn’t tell me, and she made that face she does when she’s trying not to cry,where her eyes get really wide…”
— Julian to Mark
“…and I missed what happened next because I was keeping my eyes very wide open and trying not to blink. It’s the best way I know how to keep from crying.”
— Emma to Bruce
I’m sorry but just look at this parallel. Look at how well they know each other.
This whole paragraph brought me to tears in a way you would. not. BELIEVE.
So considerate of you, Ty
Ty taught Irene how to high five
No because I can perfectly imagine Julian sitting there reading this letter with a big smile on his face because Ty is coming over and he’s just so excited to see him—
TY IS COMING TO BLACKTHORN HALL
I REPEAT
TY IS COMING TO BLACKTHORN HALL
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
LIVVY IS POSSIBLY COMING TO BLACKTHORN HALL TOO
I can just imagine Ty pointing the Fey sensor at Kieran, it just going WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO, and poor Kieran freaking the fuck out because “whY IS IT BEEPING AT ME—“
Tiberius Nero Blackthorn, WHY on EARTH would Julian be mad to hear that you’re coming over?
