#the wonder betas
Teen Wolf AU: after Chris lets them go, Erica and Boyd immediately hightail it to Stiles’s house because okay, message received, obviously they’re in deeper shit than they can handle and at least he tried to help them, and Stiles is wondering if Gerard hit him in the head harder than he thought because how the fuck did they get in his room and why are they sitting on his bed looking at him like a pair of sad Labrador Weretrievers?
I wonder how many people assumed the betas were actually Derek’s kids?
Like, they don’t know him, he’s not ~Derek Hale~ he’s just a call-in regular who’s always polite on the phone, a servers fave, but still, there’s some assumptions to be made. Everyone does it, makes guesses about the person who goes with the voice on the phone. The experienced ones can identify a Karen by word one. And it’s fun, something to lighten the mood. So, he’s calling in a takeout order (the delivery guys love him, always tips over 20) and the server writing down the honestly staggering amount of food can hear noise in the background, laughter and yelling, and Derek stops mid-order, his voice taking on the tone of every parent dealing with an unruly kid.
“Hold on a second - Erica, I swear to God if you jump off there one more time, you will survive the fall, you will not survive me, understand? Yeah, that’s what I thought - okay, sorry, where was I?”
And this time he says he’ll come pick it up himself, and everyone is expecting a Mark Sloane-type dilf with at least two small kids, based on the background noise alone, and then he shows up, he’s just like….a college dude. He’s got three teenagers with him. He calls the blonde babe Erica. He tells them they better help carry the bags or they won’t get any of the lemon bars Stiles is making (what the hell is a Stiles?) and they listen. He leaves a thirty dollar tip.
Isaac, over the PA: Will the owner of the blue Jeep please come to the front?
Stiles: Are my lights on?
Isaac: Nah, I just wanted to see what you look like, man, your car’s ugly as FUCK.
Stiles, climbing over the counter:MOTHERFU-
Isaac: Scott doesn’t want to be in the pack. You shouldn’t force it.
Derek: I’m not forcing. I’m aggressively facilitating.
Derek: *shows up at the clinic with the pack*
Deaton: How many children are you friends with?
