#they need it

From the very start.

As I got up to leave after a night of drinking, he’s thinking “hold on, the night might not be a total loss, we may still get a blowjob out of this.”  

Your buddy is very perceptive and very hot, you should follow his lead … by undoing you jeans and kicking back, legs spread, letting me suck you off. Which is exactly what they both did. 

New York’s finest deserve all the servicing they can handle, and I’d volunteer to take care of them one precinct at a time.