#think words

‪I watch med students accidentally hit themselves in the face with such aggressive frequency and I’m just like, “That’s where doctors come from…"‬

Sometimes at work I put on a neck brace/C Collar and just casually work like that.

Not for any good clinical reason though…supporting the weight of my own head is exhausting.

Yes, middle aged white man on the subway, it is indeed racist to assume I make a living running a rice farm.

And we are in the middle of NYC. How dare you assume I’m making a living.

I refuse to eat applesauce unless Rugrats characters are on the lid. So that’s where I’m at nutritionally.

‪Starting this new reality show called “Not Lying to My Therapist.” So far I’m not a fan, but it comes very highly recommended by most people, so…‬