I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!
I think the text of Dracula is greatly elevated by delivering it to us over email in this way, solely and exclusively for the implication that Jonathan Harker, upon realising that he has been trapped alone in the house of some kind of supernatural being, reacts not by using his computer to reach out for help but by telling all of his besties about it like “Is this weird? this is weird right? It’s my first assignment at this entry level job and I just can’t tell”
