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gaslightgallows:

thisnewdevilry:

mysoulforcoffee:

onemuseleft:

nearly-headless-horseman:

porciacatonis:

shredsandpatches:

glumshoe:

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

I got “topheavy cishet”

Parallel parking bisexual

sensible gay, thank god

I’m a space astronaut

I’m superhero queer. I’ll take it.

Uncanny Warrior Gay.

yes.  

GOBLIN PANSEXUAL

Belligerent Gay Trekkie

rox-and-prose:

Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain

alexdanderhamphilton: hey everyone, if you’re new to the world of musical theatre I made you this ha

alexdanderhamphilton:

hey everyone, if you’re new to the world of musical theatre I made you this handy chart!


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astradology:

aries:

  • argumentative and likes to be right
  • defensive
  • tells so many stories
  • self-confident
  • passionate

taurus:

  • BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty
  • reserved/shy at first
  • so fun when you get to know them
  • selfish
  • shit-talkers

gemini:

  • really easy to talk to 
  • likes to talk about themselves
  • cuties
  • can be shy or super outgoing
  • smart

cancer:

  • SENSITIVE
  • smiles a lot
  • has a quiet voice
  • lowkey crazy
  • overthinks everything

leo:

  • really pretty
  • thinks they’re too good 
  • so funny
  • really good sense of style
  • talks a lot of shit

virgo:

  • OVERTHINKING
  • bad at communication
  • wants everything to be perfect
  • such good listeners
  • really good friends

libra:

  • FLIRTY
  • loves to be loved
  • fashionable
  • cannot make a decision for the life of them
  • gets walked all over

scorpio:

  • low key
  • genuinely really cool
  • really fucking smart
  • CRAZY
  • can be either super clingy or super distant

sagittarius:

  • CANNOT BE WRONG
  • thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are
  • unique
  • so funny
  • just wants to be loved

capricorn:

  • good hygiene
  • high expectations
  • super determined 
  • cold
  • can be fun when they actually let loose

aquarius:

  • honest
  • loves to laugh and mess around
  • artsy
  • likes to be alone 
  • natural beauty

pisces:

  • emotional wreck
  • manipulative
  • pretty
  • really bad at relationships tbh
  • so smart

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corneliastreet:

corneliastreet:

honestly the “well, that’s texas! everyone there is conservative and evil” mentality is part of what brought us here. so when i see posts saying “of course it was texas” i want to ask, would those children have been more innocent elsewhere? and have you considered that alienating an entire state (a huge one) only leaves vulnerable communities to be even more attacked, harassed, and oppressed?

and, finally, what does your “i’m not from That State” superiority actually get you? but yeah, congrats on living in boston !

y’all do this with florida too, and basically every southern state. “just leave them to their own devices!” is how people literally die, you fucker. and you wonder why they never vote blue

the accuracy of this snatched my wig

the accuracy of this snatched my wig


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madhyanas:

david tennant as the doctor was such an experience. always smiling but with something so deeply incurably sad in his eyes. you think he’s a soundly good person with all he says and does but then you realise that goodness is a thin veneer holding back this tidal wave of grief and apathy and unending loss for his long, long life that (in hindsight) he’s constantly leaching into the air around him, if you know where to look. it took him a few bad days to more or less reach a god complex and you’re unsure if he’s even wrong for thinking so. all that and he still pranced around like bambi in the fucking forest

carrotfricker:

i’ll be that little fallen angel on your shoulder.

ceanothusspinosus:

quousque:

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.

This is like one of the things in Kate Bornstein’s gender workbook! Maybe not exactly adult-child, it’s been awhile since I read it, but it offers some prompts for thinking about other gendered identity shifts that aren’t The Big Trans One.

faronnorth:

microdosing on the entire breadth of human emotion by watching olympic figure skating

alsafysh:

If any curious animal approached Preston he would just talk to it like any other person.

Preston just trying to do some work when a cat jumps on his desk: “Well, hello there. How can I help you?”

*cat purrs and rubs on his face*

Smiling with the grin that can melt mountains: “Glad I could be of assistance.”

princess-impuress:

I have never wanted a cock inside of me more in my fucking life I am physically aching, literally in pain from how horny I am right now. Fuck being bred, I want to fucking breed him. I want to slam him down and ride him so hard he sees God. I want to make him cum inside me then just keep riding him. I’m not gonna stop until this boy literally passes out, I might even keep going. I want to milk his cock so hard he shoots blanks. I want to fuck this boy so hard neither of us can walk for weeks. I fucking watched him cum and I got genuinely upset that it wasn’t inside me. I want to ride him through his orgasm, I want to watch and feel him squirm and beg me to stop through his overstimulation until he’s bucking back up into me and begging for more again. I want to break this boy. I want to swallow him whole. God I’m so fucking horny I would literally kill to get bent over and fucked so hard my cervix bruises and I’m leaking cum for days. I am violently aching and throbbing I literally /need/ to get fucked.

talgra:

made my stomach hurt i cried so hard

kingreywrites:

kingreywrites:

the “swedish people don’t feed their guests” thing turning into a whole debate about north europeans creating a culture of selfishness and “you can say what you want but at least americans would never do that” etc etc is so funny like. so much of it is so genuinely obviously false. suddenly every internet user has a swedish friend who locked them in a closet at dinnertime. there’s a map with funny colors in it being taken as gospel truth about european hospitality with no sources???? what are you guys even talking about

wow guys i can’t believe it look what americans do to their guests……..

0ruguitas:

Camilo after Casita falls in the movie: my powers are gone what about Antonio what is he gonna do???

Camilo after Casita falls in the graphic novel: This is why the miracle doesn’t FUCKING love you, Mirabel.

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dukeofdogs:

The darkest timeline


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incorrectkingdomofquotes:

Senku, to 75% of the cast: You tried to murder me. But that’s a useful skill. Welcome aboard.

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