#this made my day
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OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS
For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:
This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️
the way i giggled
Hehe I’m happy now lmao
GUYSSS IM THE #3 POST ON THE HINATA X READER TAG
thank you! ♡♡
guys omg, the blog just got 20, 000 followers and im screaming skjsks thank you everyone so much for all of the love! it really means a lot to us~ i just messaged joji to tell him and he can’t believe it either! i really hope all of you have an amazing day and we love all of you~ ♡♡
Rating:K+
Synopsis: “Hinamori, why are you still awake?” Momo looked behind herself, “Oh, Shiro-chan you’re here.” She turned back to her paperwork. “You should go to bed. I just need to complete some last revisions on this syllabus.”
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Hinamori is overcome with nerves as she prepares for a new position as a lecturer at the Shinigami Academy.
Word Count: 790 wordsSetting:years and years after future musings; established relationship
Authour’s Note: As I had hinted at with my previous Hitsuhina 2022 Day fic, this is a short sequel to “future musings” which builds off on the goals that Hinamori had wanted for herself. I actually had an idea for this after reading Harry Potter lately; particularly with the academic setting and thinking about syllabi and courses as well as how professors bring their own personalities in them :)
I had such a difficult naming this fic! in my wip’s this was called “cold feet”, which is what first came to me but upon further reflection that’s more of specific nerves.
Hope you enjoy!
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“Hinamori…” Toushiro called out softly.
The brunette continued muttering to herself as she shifted papers, dipping her brush into the ink well, and furiously rewriting new points.
The captain sighed. He knew when his girlfriend was deep focused on a task, there was no breaking her concentration. The tiger of paperwork nickname held up even with work outside of the Gotei 13. He glanced at the clock. Considering the hour, and how early she needed to be up tomorrow, he knew he had to try to stop her from working later than needed.
Stepping behind her, he draped a blanket around her shoulders. “Hinamori, why are you still awake?”’
This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life
Rue: I don’t get why you guys were so worried about me. It was just a splinter.
Seeder:
Seeder: You were IMPALED.
Rue: It was a big splinter.
obligatory “i miss phil :(” post
the one friend i have on this trip switched seats with me so i would have a window seat on the flight to london
DEARS JDSJSKDJ my dad just came to my home bc he called me and said: “i brought u something!”, so i was like omg! what could it be?
and it was one of those magic mugs, but this one with the following desing: a photo of me, a freddie’s pic from the live in budapest and the bohemian rhapsody tablature !! my god, i was laughing so hard cuz i saw my face there like wHAT and then freddie !! KSJDKA I LOVE IT JSDK LMAO <33<3
in-the-end-you-will-always-kneel:
Tom + Loki:
Chris + Steve
Clint + Jeremy:
Natasha + Scarlett:
Chris + Thor:
Mark + Bruce
Tony + RDJ
Fury + Samuel:
Quick description for @yersinia-pests, based on a sculpture he recently posted
This is absolutely incredible, thank you so much holy shit! I love how you handled the transformation and what you’ve done with the concept of really weird wheat. I’d love to draw something up for this later if you don’t mind!
never not thinkin ab that tendo fic where y/n and tendo are roommates so they quarantine together, and then when they finally sleep together they go into tendo’s room and there’s a lifesize cardboard cutout of ushijima just. there. and he puts it out into the hallway and y/n hears him very quietly go “sorry wakatoshi.” like that is simply unparalleled im sorry. nothing will ever be as funny as that is to me
ok the fic is and they were roommates during quarantineby@nishiannoya and it is one of my fav fics ever
I AM YELLING
IF IM KNOWN AND REMEMBERED FOR ONE THING I WANT IT TO BE THIS
My first SasuKarin fic! I’ve been a fan since Karin debuted in the manga. And after looking at lisimba-art‘s gorgeous art, I’ve been inspired to write Sasuke and Karin smut. (I hope you like it, hun! You are a blessing to the SK fandom!) But that’s just it—it’s pure, raw smut. There’s no plot or point other than to read about these two sexy characters fucking. Tagging naws13,sunakosaddiction,skmonth2015andfuckyeahnaruhinasasukarin
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto nor am I affiliated with the series. The series belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, Studio Pierrot and VIZ Media. I don’t work for those companies; I write for fun and for free.
Synopsis: Karin receives a visit from an old teammate.
Warnings: This one-shot will feature adultery, infidelity, cheating, whatever you wanna call it. No matter the synonym, a married Sasuke is going to fuck an unmarried Karin. And there won’t be any amorous words exchanged between these two. So don’t expect any romance or “I love yous”. You’ve been warned.
Magnetism
“S-S-Sasuke…” His name breathily slithered from Karin’s lips like a sensual caress on smooth skin. Her body shivered from his ministrations and gooseflesh speckled along her flesh. Her teeth clenched from the delicious feeling of him nibbling her sensitive earlobe. Electricity zipped along her nerves as she felt his warm breath tickling the outer shell of her ear, making her thighs quaver instantaneously. “S-S-Sasuke…” her voice trembled as she called out to him again. “Please… This is so wr-wrong…”
And yet, it felt so right. And they both knew it.
Karin was helpless to fight off Sasuke’s advances, however deep inside if she were honest with herself, she didn’t want to.
OMG!Wooow.
This is amazing, dear. Canon!verse SK. So wrong, but you’ve written it oh so right!
I’m honored my art can inspire such awesome (and sexy) writing, but I especially enjoyed the dialogue between the two.
Thank you so much for sharing this, and I’m sure the SK fandom appreciates it too. <333
cock. balls, even.
OH, SO YOU CAN POST BALL SHAVING ADS AND BONGS EVERYWHERE, BUT WHEN I, TUMBLR USER MILFBLACKBEARD,
okay it’s 48 hours and 43k notes later i tried to blaze this again to see if it’ll go through because it would be really funny if it did i think
OH MY FUCKING GOD???
yoooooooooooooooo
justice for milfblackbeard
the feminine urge to make a quiz again …
How would I write you as a book character?
when op said the questions were unsettling they really weren’t kidding
Well