dunmertitty:

duck:i…

need…

a helmet.

• [others laughing]

i need a helmet.

• heathcliff: like a foot-

i don’t want-

• heathcliff:football helmet or a?

LISTEN

• heathcliff:medieval?

like a… good. like a st- like you-you know how sometimes you put helmets on people who are going into

dangerous situations

because they’re just

regular-ass people?

and not like

superheroes?

i need..

A HELMET.

• heathcliff:ummm

I need a helmet!

• heathcliff:okay! uh just a regular old helmet? or do you want a..

LIKE A GOOD HELMET

YA DUMB CAT,

A Helmet!

• [travis laughing]
• griffin:he looks kind of…

DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME. IM NOT HA- ST-STOKED TO BE ASKIN.

I NEED A HELMET, ALRIGHT?

I Need A Helmet!

• heathcliff: um okaay..
• griffin: he-he looks pissed off, he’s like
• heathcliff:let me see what, lemme see

SHUT UP!

• [others laughing]

HEY!

YOU TWO

• heathcliff: lemme see what i can do

PIPE DOWN, ALRIGHT?

YUCK IT UP

I’M GLAD YOU ALL ARE STILL.

FUCKIN X MEN.

I’M JUST A REGULAR

DIPSHIT

AND I NEEDA FUCKIN HELMET.

• griffin:uh he says uh-

I’m sorry,

CAT.

I need a helmet.

• heathcliff:yeah, um, i get that, um… any sort of

PFFffFfFfFfFffFffTT

• heathcliff:design considerations or…?

I might be wasting this not getting a

TOMBSTONE

now that i think about it.

• [others laugh]

them shits is expensive

i-can you get me a

hologram tombstone?

NAHH

alright, you know what? that’s

stinkin’ thinkin’.

i’ll start with a helmet.

• griffin:uh he dives down-
• travis:and aubrey yells:
• aubrey:VIKING!
• griffin:he dives down and-

No, like,

cool…

• griffin:he dives down into the abyss and uhhhhhhh takes a while down there? uh and you see like a few flashes of light and he uh comes back up. and i think he’s got like five or six different helmet designs and he’s like:
• heathcliff:umm you seem like you’re having maybe a bit of a. bit of a

week

• so uhhhhhhhhh i-i thought maybe you could. pick your favorite? maybe you could have some fun with that
• griffin:and there’s like a… like you know like a motorcycle helmet, there’s a viking helmet for sure, there’s like a knight’s full helm with the like guard in front of it, there’s like a sortuva modern combat helmet uhhhhhh with like some like the netting wrapped around it, uhhhhh i think he offers you a few different helmet designs.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

• aubrey, whispering:Viking!
• ned, also whispering: Viking!

gimme the one that looks like a

skateboard helmet.

• [clint laughing]

god, at least i can wear that to work

• [laughing continues]

‘cause i’m skateboarding to

WORK.

by the way.

• ned:so you can’t

run

• without getting tired anymore?

I CAN’T LIKE RUN EIGHT MILES WITHOUT GETTING TIRED ANYMO-

• ned:what happened???
• aubrey: to be fair ned,

NED. NED. You’ve lit-

• aubrey: ned you can’t either

YEAH. NED. YOU CAN’T RUN

EIGHT BLOCKS.

SHUT UP.

god.

NED.

• ned:fine. okay.

be that way.