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like a… good. like a st- like you-you know how sometimes you put helmets on people who are going into
dangerous situations
because they’re just
regular-ass people?
and not like
superheroes?
i need..
A HELMET.
heathcliff:ummm
I need a helmet!
heathcliff:okay! uh just a regular old helmet? or do you want a..
LIKE A GOOD HELMET
YA DUMB CAT,
A Helmet!
[travis laughing]
griffin:he looks kind of…
DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME. IM NOT HA- ST-STOKED TO BE ASKIN.
I NEED A HELMET, ALRIGHT?
I Need A Helmet!
heathcliff: um okaay..
griffin: he-he looks pissed off, he’s like
heathcliff:let me see what, lemme see
SHUT UP!
[others laughing]
HEY!
YOU TWO
heathcliff: lemme see what i can do
PIPE DOWN, ALRIGHT?
YUCK IT UP
I’M GLAD YOU ALL ARE STILL.
FUCKIN X MEN.
I’M JUST A REGULAR
DIPSHIT
AND I NEEDA FUCKIN HELMET.
griffin:uh he says uh-
I’m sorry,
CAT.
I need a helmet.
heathcliff:yeah, um, i get that, um… any sort of
PFFffFfFfFfFffFffTT
heathcliff:design considerations or…?
I might be wasting this not getting a
TOMBSTONE
now that i think about it.
[others laugh]
them shits is expensive
i-can you get me a
hologram tombstone?
NAHH
alright, you know what? that’s
stinkin’ thinkin’.
i’ll start with a helmet.
griffin:uh he dives down-
travis:and aubrey yells:
aubrey:VIKING!
griffin:he dives down and-
No, like,
cool…
griffin:he dives down into the abyss and uhhhhhhh takes a while down there? uh and you see like a few flashes of light and he uh comes back up. and i think he’s got like five or six different helmet designs and he’s like:
heathcliff:umm you seem like you’re having maybe a bit of a. bit of a
week
so uhhhhhhhhh i-i thought maybe you could. pick your favorite? maybe you could have some fun with that
griffin:and there’s like a… like you know like a motorcycle helmet, there’s a viking helmet for sure, there’s like a knight’s full helm with the like guard in front of it, there’s like a sortuva modern combat helmet uhhhhhh with like some like the netting wrapped around it, uhhhhh i think he offers you a few different helmet designs.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aubrey, whispering:Viking!
ned, also whispering: Viking!
gimme the one that looks like a
skateboard helmet.
[clint laughing]
god, at least i can wear that to work
[laughing continues]
‘cause i’m skateboarding to
WORK.
by the way.
ned:so you can’t
run
without getting tired anymore?
I CAN’T LIKE RUN EIGHT MILES WITHOUT GETTING TIRED ANYMO-
Aubrey: Oh! Is there a water treatment plant in Kepler? That might be… good.
Duck:Or very bad. That is connected to all of the water in Kepler.
Aubrey: Admittedly yeah, but-
Duck:I mean, I would love it if we were fighting it and it was all purified, I would love that if it was drinkable- wait a minute. You think I could drink the whole thing?
Aubrey: Like, the crystal wants me to touch it. It feels sad.
Vincent: Wouldn’t yoube sad, seeing this? [gestures to crowd] You can’t touch the crystal. Earthlings are forbidden to- the crystal was damaged as you can see. It was damaged long ago by an attack from your world against ours. That was led by humans, Aubrey. Humans are forbidden to even usually be this close to the crystal. Its power has faded since that attack. There’s not enough light to go around. It is a sad state of affairs in Sylvain and it’s solely because of your people, so no, you cannot touch it. Let’s go, they’re expecting us.
Aubrey: Aren’t you curious though, like, why I can feel it?
Vincent: I am, but not enough to allow something so risky, so profane.
Aubrey:Well, I’ve got good news, and, uh… potentially bad news. Good news is I think we’re safe for the time being, ‘cause whatever was in that pool seems to be gone.
Duck:All right, mission accomplished. Good work, Pine Guard.
Aubrey:Then we’ve got the bad news, which is… I think maybe it went into, you know, all the water? Like in town? I think it’s not confined to the pool.
[image description: a drawing of Aubrey, sitting cross-legged on a giant ace playing card that’s arcing up in flames behind her. She’s a thin woman with dark brown skin and textured dark red hair that’s shaved on the side. She’s wearing a red jacket, white shirt with a black skull with flames coming out of its eye sockets, dark shorts and fishnet tights. She has an open book on her lap and she’s smiling a small white rabbit hanging onto her shoulder.]
[ID: A digital illustration of Aubrey Little and Ned Chicane from The Adventure Zone: Amnesty, in the front seats of Ned’s car, and through the back window you can see the bright light of a train from the car chase in episode 15. Aubrey is a young dark-skinned Puerto-Rican woman with an undercut and dyed poofy orange hair, multiple ear piercings, a choker, and elbow-high fishnets. She has a sleeveless leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders and is wearing a black tube top underneath. She is slamming the dashboard as she looks back in fear at the train, yelling at Ned, who is an older white man, with slicked back silver hair and a full silver beard. He wears a white button up, a turquoise bolo tie and a dark brown blazer rolled up at the sleeves, and his glasses are crooked as he clenches his teeth, face red with fear as he clutches the steering wheel. There are a large pair of fuzzy pink d6s hanging from the rear view mirror.]
Hey so here’s my The Adventure Zone Amnesty video, finally! Big thanks to the whole McElroy family for all the inspiration over the years. Hope y’all enjoy!
[image description: digital fanart of aubrey little, duck newton and ned chicane from taz amnesty.
image 1: aubrey little, a dark skinned woman with short, sweeping red hair that is completely shaved on one side. she has flame like earings, an orange pendant, and is wearing a dark grey t-shirt and black jacket. she has her hands on her head in shock, and there is a speech bubble to her side saying “Holy shit!”
image 2: aubrey is gesturing out of the frame; there is a speech bubble on one side saying “Did you guys see THAT!?”
image 3: aubrey looks to one side with a hand on her hip and the other outstretched, saying “It was SICK”
image 4: duck newton, a thin, pale skinned man with short brown hair and facial stubble. he is wearing rangers’ uniform and has his hands outstretched. he has a speach bubbld with the words “Hey what the fuck?
image 5: ned chicane, a chubby, pale skinned man with long grey hair in a low ponytail, and a bushy beard. he is wearing an orange shirt and a brown jacket, and has one hand to his chest and the other outstretched. he has a speech bubble saying: "I give you my word as an honest gentleman”
