milfdiangelo:

MCGA Characters as things I’ve said

Magnus:I was bitten by the asthma wolf

Samirah:This is why your son doesn’t love you

Hearthstone: I’m giving out unsolicited death prophecies

Blitzen:Oh? So fuck gay rights then?

T.J:Your lucky I already gave *insert name here* my rabies

Mallory:Wanna be extra patriotic and hate on the English?

Halfborn:I’m home of phobic

Alex: Do you you want me to pee on the floor to prove it??