bakedbananners:

presented without context

Ways Magnus Chase Has Definitely Died

• Playing with Alex’s gorrote
• Trying to get out of bed but strangled by sheets
• Of embarrassment when Alex walks in on him singing Katy Perry in his underwear
• Trying to help TJ by cleaning his gun
• Trying to climb to the top of a tree
• Eating Mac and cheese that he got from someone on floor 96
• Forgetting to shut off the bath and falls asleep
• Gets his foot stuck in a toilet, cuts it off, and bleeds out
• Playing darts with his hall mates
• Tripping down the stairs that he didn’t even know Valhalla had
• Getting trampled in the yearly fire drill
• Falls asleep while watching a movie with Alex and Alex wants him out of her room
• Attempting to get to the top floor of Valhalla (killed by people in the elevator)
• Wondering what it’s like to be a bird… and then trying to fly
• Seeing how long it takes to starve to death
• Yoga to the Death
• Ping Pong to the Death
• Golf to the Death
• Mini Golf to the Death
• Forgetting Mallory’s birthday
• Eating so much that his stomach explodes
• Giving Halfborn a hug
• Falling from a balcony
• Accidentally angering Jack

Feel free to reblog with more!

Magnus: what are you going to do with an art degree?

Alex: make counterfeit money.

bakedbananners:

the alex activation sound

Alex: I have high standards.

Magnus: [acts like a dork]

Alex: Oh no, he’s meeting all of my standards.

*Alex and Magnus during their wedding*

Magnus: I’ll be your falafally wedded husband

Alex: I want a divorce

Samirah: thank the gods!

Magnus: The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them!

Percy: *screams from the distance*

Spreading my genderfluid Magnus Chase agenda through poorly drawn memes

Magnus Chase is also genderfluid.

Don’t try to argue with me. I’m right.

Judging you based on the 10th character you add when talking about The Seven + Nico and Reyna

Will: Solangelo shipper spotted. It’s probably your favorite ship. You will go to the ends of the earth to tell people that Will Solace is actually a good character guys.

Thalia: You probably enjoyed the og series more. Girlboss TM. You either hate or love Luke, no in between.

Rachel:You will defend her with your life. Severely disappointed with he lack of appearances in HoO. Chances are that BoTL or tLO are your favorite book.

Grover:You are cool. I like you. You will go to the ends of the earth to tell people that Grover was Percy’s best friend, not Jason.

Calypso: You ship Caleo, don’t you? You like to mostly take the books at face value.

Magnus and Alex: You are few and far between, but you are very cool. Your favorite riordanverse series is Magnus Chase. You probably don’t even post about the seven a lot.

People who replace Reyna with Will: Why??? Why not just make him the 10th character??? I don’t understand??? Why do so many people do this???

i dont remember how to draw alex

23-02-2021

ARE THERE ANY MCGA FANFICS ABOUT RAGNAROK IF THEY EXIST PLEASE TELL ME IF THEY DONT THEN WHY HAS NO ONE WRITTEN IT??!

bakedbananners:

Nico needs to meet Alex and Magnus in canon. I don’t care. he needs to meet queer people his age for real lol

Not only that but I really wanna see his reaction to them being straight up dead.

Nico: you’re dead

Will: Nico-

Alex: you’re right

Will: wha-

Magnus: yeah we’re dead

*whisper* give me FierroChase or give me death

melclarart:

just finished magnus chase II and im so in love with alex fierro!! so here’s a fanart that i made while i should be sleeping

milfdiangelo:

MCGA Characters as things I’ve said

Magnus:I was bitten by the asthma wolf

Samirah:This is why your son doesn’t love you

Hearthstone: I’m giving out unsolicited death prophecies

Blitzen:Oh? So fuck gay rights then?

T.J:Your lucky I already gave *insert name here* my rabies

Mallory:Wanna be extra patriotic and hate on the English?

Halfborn:I’m home of phobic

Alex: Do you you want me to pee on the floor to prove it??

alxfierro:

Magnus: you know what I love about Alex?

Magnus: When I give him a portion of my food that little shit has the audacity to look surprised, like I didn’t notice his eyes boring into my plate the whole time

nbwolverine:

soft shit time

oh-hush-its-perfect:

hehe little drawing >:)

bakedbananners:

Meeting of the minds ️‍

Bonus :P

bakedbananners:

Refs for Magnus, Alex, and Samirah because I would pay someone to let me make a Magnus Chase cartoon *stares at Disney*

soapi-leaf:

Was bored so I coloured the line art I did for my previous collab :)

marina-does-things:

Alex Fierro, a genderfluid icon