#blitzen
MCGA Characters as things I’ve said
Magnus:I was bitten by the asthma wolf
Samirah:This is why your son doesn’t love you
Hearthstone: I’m giving out unsolicited death prophecies
Blitzen:Oh? So fuck gay rights then?
T.J:Your lucky I already gave *insert name here* my rabies
Mallory:Wanna be extra patriotic and hate on the English?
Halfborn:I’m home of phobic
Alex: Do you you want me to pee on the floor to prove it??
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer & Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner & Blitzen!
#ChristmasTimes #ReindeerGames #Dasher #Dancer #Prancer #Vixen #Comet #Cupid #Donner #Blitzen
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME …
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known……
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Do you like mango chee- I mean Magnus Chase??
Annabeth: *meets Floor 19+ Blitz & Hearth*
Annabeth *whispers to Magnus*: What the heck is wrong with all your friends?
Magnus: What do you mean?
Annabeth: They’re all closeted
Magnus:
Annabeth: Every. Single. One. Of. Them
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 5:
Magnus: Morning
Sam: Good Morning!
Hearth *signs*: Good morning
Blitz: You all are so boring. Try again.
Alex *points at Blitz*: HEYYYY IT’S OUR RESIDENT GAYYY!
