Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.
Bilbo: He laughed. Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off. *sulks*
Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.
Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean. *more sulking*
Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit* and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*
Bilbo: Stop! Stop! *more giggles* Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this – eep!
We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion. Sorry we’re not sorry?