#time traveler
“Why do you hate me so much? I haven’t done anything to you!”
“No, you haven’t. But you will, very soon in the future.”
“Why didn’t you ever tell us that you’re from the future?”
*Shrug* “Eh. You never asked.”
“I have good news and bad news. Good news is, we made it home. Bad news is, we’re in the wrong year.”
*faux surprised gasp* “You don’t say?”
The couple was eating on a relative silence. They had just finished a huge argument about where to have dinner and now that the issue was finally solved they were trying to relax. She saw the man walking through the restaurant and didn’t paid attention at first, she thought he was probably trying to find a table. It was only when he passed by her table for the third time that she decided to give him a second look.
The old man was really short and had a long beard that made him look like a magical creature or a character from a cartoon. He had really small eyes that hid behind his white hair and beard and an aura of mystery. His clothes looked big for him and he carried a bag close to his body, like it had something he had to protect.
She decided this was a motive as good as any to break the silence.
- Hey, have you seen this guy?
- What guy?
- On your right side, he’s walking around for a few minutes now.
Her boyfriend looked at the guy quickly.
- So? He’s kinda weird.
- He has a mystery… I think he’s a time traveler.
- A time traveler? - He answered her chuckling
- Yes. He seems to be looking for someone.
- For what?
- I think he came from the future with a message for someone, now he’s trying to find this person.
- A time traveler… you’re the only person I know that would think about something like this. - He said looking and her and laughing.
The girl laughed too, she knew it was a weird thought, but she had that feeling anyway.
- You can laugh, but I’ve decided that I’m right. He’s a time traveler and I’ll write a story about him.
They smiled to each other. He knew she would write something and she knew he would end up liking it. As they continued eating in silence the girl looked at the mysterious old man one more time and for a split second it seemed the man was looking at her. When she looked again the man had disappeared. After they finished eating she excused herself to the bathroom and when she was returning to the table someone held her hand. She turned and saw the time traveler by her side. The man looked her in the eyes and smiled at her. He let go of her hand and left without another word. In shock she realized he left a small piece of paper in her hand. She opened with no idea of what just happened and read the words on it.
You wrote it, it was a really good one.
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I woke to this morning to several DM’s all directing me to online articles about a self-confessed time traveler named Noah.
“Time traveller’ man from 2030 makes specific predictions for the future” read the headline of an article from news.com.au.
“Time travel SHOCK CLAIM: Man from the ‘year 2030’ says ALIENS become ALLIES with the US” cried the Express online.
“BACK TO THE FUTURE Man claiming to be a time-traveller from 2030 ‘PASSES lie-detector test’… and he has these predictions for the next 10 years” wrote the Sun.
Everyone loves a good time traveller story, just ask you tube; “Time travellers caught on tape”, “time traveller took this video in the year 2120”, “Time traveller caught on 911 call’.
Remember that photograph of the “Time travelling hipster”?
Admittedly in a sea of generic folk from the 1940’s dressed in suits and hats, the dude in the shades and casual clothing holding a portable camera does stand out- but is his casual attire really undeniable evidence of time travel?
After much excitement the seemingly modern items in the photograph were proven to have been available and on the market at the time the image was captured. The logo tee turned out to be a hockey jersey, the protective glasses were on sale at the time and the camera was confirmed by Kodak as likely being a Kodak 35, which was introduced in 1938.
So, friends, it’s now time for us to look into the newest time traveler on the block, a man from the year 2030- the man known only as “Noah”.
Apparently the first video of Noah appeared on YouTube on the 17th of November 2017. The first result on YouTube is a video by a channel called paranormal elite that currently has 33K subscribers. The video, titled “Time Traveler Who Has Been To The Year 2030 Shares His Experiences”, is (at the time I write this) sitting at over 2 million views.
The introduction lays out the basic information we need to know about who Noah is. The channel claims that an individual located in Guadalajara, Mexico contacted them via phone and claimed to be an ex-US government worker who was fired after failing a time-travel mission in South America. The individual identified himself as only “Noah” as he feared he would be taken out by the US government if they were to discover his identity. Noah claimed that he was 50 years old, but had taken an age reversal drug that shaved off 25 years, making him appear to be 25 years old.
He told Paranormal Elite that the constant time travel had affected him mentally that he has depression and an eating disorder as a result.After the introduction we see a video of Noah clad in a burgundy with his face obscured, reading from a pre-written statement explaining that he is a time traveler and wants to prove to us all that time travel will be available to the public in 2028. To do so, he claims that he has traveled back to the 13th of November 2017 from the year 2021- which he claims is where he existed for most of his “natural life”.
The statement is then interrupted by Noah getting seemingly overwhelmed before asking for a moment to compose himself . At one point he starts sobbing and the P.E channel slides in a message telling viewers not to feel bad as they have donated around “$700 in food and water to help him get by”.
In order to prove that he really is from the future, Noah has provided us with a list of predictions for technologies that will be available to us in the near future- 2021 to be exact.
Here’s the list:
1.Electric cars that are able to cover an average of 600 miles on one full charge
2. HD video recording glasses with augmented reality. Basically like Terminator shades or an advanced pair of Google glasses that can do way more than show you maps and make a phone call. These 2021 glasses will supposedly have an augmented reality screen that will basically allow us to perceive generated data that we can see, hear and touch etc. Essentially we’ll be living in the “black mirror” universe in a couple of years.
3. Trump will be re-elected. He’s 100% certain, apparently.
After displaying some symptoms of stress, he wishes us good luck for the future and signs off.
On the 5th of August, 2018, a YouTube channel called APEX TV boasting 686K followers posted a follow up interview with Noah titled: “Time Traveler Noah From 2030 Tells His Story”. A far cry from the 3 minute video originally posted on Paranormal Elite, this video is over 37 minutes long.It’s important to note that paranormal elite is part of APEXTV.
Now I actually sat down and watched that 37 minute video(I know) and I thought I’d recap it here for you, so you can skim-read what Noah claims to be his story:
In 2025 Noah was in his teens and attending high school. He was bullied for having a stutter as a child, but was smart and got good grades- in fact he got straight A’s across the board. One day, out of the blue, a pair of men with shaved heads, clad in suits (he accidentally describes them as “tuxedos”) had him pulled into the office and forced him into a top secret government program where he would have to travel through time to complete missions and the past and future.
He was prohibited to tell anyone about the project and began to feel isolated from the rest of the world.He was driven out to a military complex in the middle of the Nevada desert where he had to register as a worker. He was then led down a staircase into a basement level facility where he saw an unfathomably large glass time machine crawling with mechanics.
He signed an 8 year contact with the government and was put into a small class of trainees (five in total) and lived at an on-site dorm with minimal furnishings. From there he studied until it came time to take the final exam, which he passed. A chip was then implanted into his left wrist- a painful procedure that had him in intense pain for several days.
Noah hated the job, but he could be at least relieved in the knowledge that he didn’t have a contract as long as some of the others in his class, some of whom received 50 – life.
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Commission! This character is an OC that belongs to my friend Npeeez. She’s a time travel alien girl. I like her.
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