TMNT as Shit I Did as a Kid

Leo: Adopted literally every neighborhood kid so we could all play on my swingset together because no one else had a swingset and I was lonely and sharing is caring (#onlychild)

Raph: Almost got suspended for accidentally throwing a hand full of pebbles at another kid

Donnie: Drank pen ink because I was convinced I was a certified doctor and that I had found the cure for cooties

Mikey: Would stick my head through the banister on the stair case every day. Eventually leaned my lesson when my parents stopped coming to help get me out

Splinter: Would pretend to have a belly ache because I thought the medicine tasted good

April: Tried to crawl out of my crib by climbing on a toy tent I had in my room. Fell and cried.

Casey: George Lopez was my personal idol and I worshiped him as a god

Shredder: Almost had a mental break down because my friend’s backpack as slightly bigger than mine

Karai: Convinced a younger kid I was “God’s chosen one, coming to pillage the world of all sin”

Tang Shen: My parents thought I was autistic because I was born partically deaf