Look how many cool, cool posters! Look at ALL THATS! Look at THE FOAM! I mean, THE SHARPIES! THE TAPE! A FOLDER! So many things to sign… Ugh, SO EXCITED!
Melissanthi had got slightly too carried away. (10 January, 2021)
Someone: Describe this picture. Me: There is the most innocent, pure and awesome creature in the world. And also there is a little boy sitting on his knees.
We all know the Team Instinct leader is a dabbing memelord, but what else?
is a dubstep/brightpop bi
can only do lame white dances like the sprinkler, the lawnmower, and that thing where you put one hand behind your head and grab your folded-up leg and generally make a fool of yourself
lurks in bushes and gets sticks in his hair trying to catch Pokémon
makes couch cushion forts for movie night
cries over webcomic characters
can’t cook anything but grilled cheese
absolutely carries all of his groceries in one trip
always pays all his bills late except for Netflix
terrible driver
will get up at 2am to help you change a flat tire
is embarrassingly open about his collection of ridiculous underwear but doesn’t understand how socks work
owns 500 video games on 10 systems and has never beaten any of them
says fuck a lot but uses heck instead of hell
subsists almost entirely on fruit juice and pizza
handwriting is unreadable
loves tiny Pokémon like Pichu and Caterpie so much that he angry cries when he talks about how important they are
lends you money without asking why
favorite food is toaster strudel because you can eat them with one hand and still throw Pokéballs/pet Pokémon but he’s a monster who eats them cold
100% will cuddle with anyone and takes naps at the drop of a hat
lays all over you and drools
can easily do 100 pushups but gets winded after jogging 10 feet
doesn’t chew gum but always carries sour gummy worms
unstoppable chaotic good
chants “ice cream, ice cream” from the back seat
terrified of public speaking but gives the best motivational talks to friends who are down
actually a fantastic singer but gets super embarrassed when complimented and so only does it in the shower
can eat literally anything, even real actual garbage
keyboard smashes
total lightweight drinker
couples’ and triples’ babespotting champion because he thinks everyone is cute
drops things and takes 486780937 tries to pick them up
agrees to bets before you finish making them
passionate about anime
kills houseplants
spends his entire paycheck on toys and treats for his Pokémon
