#trally
pls watch my sally face aniamtic please its so silly
ally:people who sleep with their phone on silent or do not disturb really don’t care about anybody.
trish: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s your fucking problem.
trish: i can explain.
ally: can you?
trish: if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.
trish:can you hear that?
ally: no, what are you talking about?
trish: the sound of christmas!
ally: that’s the sound of austin and dez screaming in terror after tasting the christmas cookies you made.
trish: joy to all!
trish: so he broke up with me.
ally: why are you looking up?
trish: i need to cry, but my foundation was $48!
trish: why are austin and dez sitting with their backs to each other?
ally: they had a fight.
trish: then why are they holding hands?
ally: they get sad when they fight.
trish: ally, there was the biggest nerd sitting in your spot in class yesterday.
ally:
ally: that was me with my glasses on.
trish:shh, here comes austin! quick, ally, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
ally: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
trish: yes, that’s perfect. just like that.
Sorry but this episode of Austin & Ally where Trish’s boyfriend cheats on her and is caught by Ally who goes tell Trish, who then starts being angry at her accusing Ally of lying and being jealous of her relationship, before immediately calming herself because she knows Ally’s her best friend and would never lie to her because she loves her and therefore there’s no doubt that what she’s saying is true, that changed my look on not just fiction and tropes but on life too, cause now I can’t take anyone’s leery shitanymore because Patricia Maria ‘Trish’ De la Rosa showed me what true friendship means.
austin: i accidentally ate trish’s sandwich, how long do you guys think i have to live?
ally:ten.
austin: ten what?
ally:nine.
trish: why are austin and dez sitting with their backs to each other?
ally: they had a fight.
trish: then why are they holding hands?
ally: they get sad when they fight.
