#trish de la rosa
Ally: Austin you look so handsome! ,
Austin: Thanks! I got this new moisturizer that makes my skin glow. I’ve also been using this new hair mousse that’s awe-
Ally:???
The fact that I haven’t been on here for Soooooooo long but after the ten year reunion I decided to rewatch episodes and suddenly I’m back here liking old content ♀️
dez: bathtubs are just reverse boats.
trish: get away from me.
dez: i’m ignoring you.
trish:
dez: i said, i’m ignoring you.
trish:
dez: trish, don’t ignore me ignoring you!
dez: who loses 50 coin tosses in a row? heads she wins, tails i lose!
dez: wait a minute…
ally: yes, dez?
dez: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
ally:people who sleep with their phone on silent or do not disturb really don’t care about anybody.
trish: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s your fucking problem.
trish: i can explain.
ally: can you?
trish: if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.
trish:can you hear that?
ally: no, what are you talking about?
trish: the sound of christmas!
ally: that’s the sound of austin and dez screaming in terror after tasting the christmas cookies you made.
trish: joy to all!
trish: never have i ever…accepted the terms and conditions without reading them.
ally: it’s too risky!
dez: left a movie without watching the credits.
ally: those people worked hard!
austin: used more than the recommended amount of conditioner.
ally: they make the conditioner, they know what they’re doing!
trish: so he broke up with me.
ally: why are you looking up?
trish: i need to cry, but my foundation was $48!
trish: why are austin and dez sitting with their backs to each other?
ally: they had a fight.
trish: then why are they holding hands?
ally: they get sad when they fight.
austin: i think trish was right.
ally: i’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say “i told you so”.
dez: she wouldn’t do that.
trish: you’re right, dez. for once in your life, you’re 100% right. i would never say that.
trish: [turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says “trish told you so” on the back]
dez: trish gave me a “get well soon” card.
ally: aw, that’s sweet.
dez: i wasn’t sick, she just thought that i could do better.
trish: ally, there was the biggest nerd sitting in your spot in class yesterday.
ally:
ally: that was me with my glasses on.
dez: things have actually been going really well with trish. our friendship is in a really good place.
dez: last week i said “did you know that the weiner dog is neither a weiner or a dog?” and instead of saying “shut up, dez”, she said “okay”.
austin: trish just made a groupchat called “trish’s surprise birthday party”, invited all of us, then left the chat.
austin: i’m feeling a lot of emotions right now, but mostly respect.
trish:shh, here comes austin! quick, ally, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
ally: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
trish: yes, that’s perfect. just like that.
Sorry but this episode of Austin & Ally where Trish’s boyfriend cheats on her and is caught by Ally who goes tell Trish, who then starts being angry at her accusing Ally of lying and being jealous of her relationship, before immediately calming herself because she knows Ally’s her best friend and would never lie to her because she loves her and therefore there’s no doubt that what she’s saying is true, that changed my look on not just fiction and tropes but on life too, cause now I can’t take anyone’s leery shitanymore because Patricia Maria ‘Trish’ De la Rosa showed me what true friendship means.
i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind
dez: what if instead of measuring time in minutes or seconds, we just measured it in how many times we could complete the macarena dance?
trish: what the actual fuck?
dez: butter is just food lotion.
trish: there’s something wrong with you.
