#ts royality
Roman: Patton, I want to be closer than just friends
Patton: OMG like best friends?
Roman:
Roman outwardly: sure,,,,,
Roman: *inwardly screaming*
Patton: Sorry, but you’re under arrest for robbery.
Roman: What did I steal?
Patton, trying not to cry: my hEarT
Roman: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Virgil: Patton said “Nice weather” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?
Roman: The reasons are personal—