#source thomas sanders

Entrapta: I need some advice on how to talk to this guy I like.

Scorpia: I don’t think I’m gonna be able to help you with that one.

Entrapta: Because you’re a lesbian?

Scorpia: No, I just can’t flirt for shit.

Sora: I like guys-

Riku:What?

Sora: -sers. Geysers. I think they’re one of nature’s wonders.

Riku, sipping his drink:oh

Sora: I also like dudes.

Riku:*spittakes*

Patton: Sorry, but you’re under arrest for robbery.

Roman: What did I steal?

Patton, trying not to cry: my hEarT

Gene: When I’m stressed I like to go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what “is” and “is not” a “chair

Finny: Okay babe, whatever you say

Aizawa: No one’s answering? Guess I’ll have to pick on someone.

Midoriya: GET DOWN!

1-A: *hides under desks*

Aizawa: You.

Ashido: Twenty two?

Aizawa: Wrong.

Ashido: *faints*

Kaminari: THEY GOT MINA!