#tw harm

Lightly bruised

glumshoe:

biot08:

glumshoe:

bizarre talent I have developed: I accidentally familiarized myself with the entire text of The Art of War while creating Hallmark-style graphics for maximum cognitive dissonance

so now I instantly know when a Sun Tzu quote is fake because if it were real I would have pasted it in a live laugh love font over a stock photo of a stay-at-home mom

Are there examples of your handiwork readily available for internet-based public perusal?

morehere

[Image 1 ID: A picture of a laughing man arm wrestling a smiling child. White cursive text at the top of the photo reads “If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.” End ID]

[Image 2 ID: A woman and a young boy standing in a neat and organized room filled with shelves full of toys. The woman raises a box full of toys above her head to put the box on a high shelf. The child looks up at her with his arms crossed, a disgruntled expression on his face. Text above the child’s head reads “Begin by seizing something which your opponent holds dear; then he will be amenable to your will.” End ID]

[Image 3 ID: A man in the foreground of the image appears to be in bed, asleep. In the background is a fuzzy image of a small child. She appears to be standing over the sleeping man. White text in the center of the photo reads “In war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak.”]