Warnings: No edits, cursed writing, eating worms, greatlash mascara
WC: 888
A REAL A/n: Well- here it is: the worst thing I’ve ever written. I’m sorry and I love you. I will now forever have to live with the consequences of what I’ve done. Find the rest of the lovely fever dream collabhere. Ty @undermattsun for organizing this trash fire. Love u Miki and the rest of the whoreHme that is the server
Sachiro was an amazing boyfriend. He was my dream guy. Until he betrayed on me!!1!11! (a/n >.<) I couldn’t believe my life ended up like this, not in a million years… but maybe I should start from the beginning….
pairing: fukurodani x y/n who’s not like other girls
wc: 2.1k of pure crack
warnings: painfully cringey wattpad style writing, poor grammar and spelling, y/n is not like other girls, kidnapping, drugging, your parents really suck, i edited this while under the influence, akaashi and bokuto have guns and woke up choosing violence
actual author’s note: i am so sorry. but mostly i am disappointed in myself that this was the most enjoyable writing i’ve done in a while.
My naturally curly (but i straitened it for school) blond hair hit my bestie in the face as I spun around to face her. “Umm, Kelsey-san, no?! Your the one who dragged me here, I don’t even care about volleyball.”
It waz true. She had made me come to the stupid game against my will, all because she had a crush on Boktuo Kotaro, the captain of our school’s (Furikoodane) volleyball team. Of course, thank god I always had a book on me. My favorite subject is English, except the teacher (a/n: or sensei, if we are being accurate, haha ;3) never picked good literature. I had brung my beloved copy of Twilight to the game, with all its postit notes and hilighted pages, hoping to pass the time and maybe look mysterious. i would never tell kesley, but i secretly hoped to catch the eyes of someone there, since the players were actually pretty hawt.
a/n: omg ok so here’s my fic for the super cool + epic collab for my server ;)) i’m rlly nervous cus i’ve never written a. fic like this so pls don’t be mean!!!! but like pls leave a comment below <333 also don’t forget to follow me (or i’ll BITE U jk xD) omg omg ok and don’t forget to check out the other fics for this super epic hot collab <33333 right here kidnapped by hq!!!!!!
warnings: inane rambling, i literally did not proofread this i would take breaks and start again without checking what i wrote last so it’s defs not coherent
a/n: omg guys here’s the super cute epic collab fic i made w all my frieednsies <33 we all worked superrrr hard on this so pls don’t be mean!!!!!!!!! pls enjoy its xoxox and don’t forget to follow everyone here on this kidnapped by hq collab<33333333333
warnings: not proofread bc who does that xD (guys pls free me from this hell i’m in so much pain i didn’t even look at this i skimmed over it i left it as is, gg)
actual a/n: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD. it’s a mad dream formatted in early FFN days pre-2010 and contents of circa 2012-2015 wattpad/quotev. went back to ask young belle for assistance to power through this. we really came full circle;; or maybe half circle idk
THANK U MIKI @undermattsun for this dReAmY “Kidnapped by HQ” WHOREHOUSE COLLAB!! other teams kidnapping stories are right here !! THANK U RIA MY APHRIADITE @aoyukai for this INCREDIBLY AMAZING BANNER!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY .shoyokuns.nectarous .iwaasfairy .animatedrapture .xeilian FBRV2; LOAFS OF MY LIFE MY WHORES; for reassuring and not letting me slide too far into this headspace (and pulling me out) lmfaoao
Title: Adopted by… THEM ?!!
Author: Bokugaos (kouteru ><)
Genre: Drama, Romance
Length: 2.4 k
Disclaimer: I don’t own MSBY and any Haikyuu characters. If i did that would be so cool XD
Authors Note: YOOHOOOOO I’M BACK!!! But this is the first story I’ve written in a while, and i’m pretty rusty so this kinda sux >_o Anyways, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION FROM THE MANGA so please don’t kill me if you spoil yourself. *terrible thoughts enter mind…. bashing brain with torches of fire….* >A< *screams inwardly at herself*SHANNARO!!@
well here it is. ENJOY! (I hope… lol…)
CHAPTER 1: The Day I Got Kidnapped
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*this morning*
(y/n)’s POV
my alarm clock ran. I threw it to the wall. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOCK. Hahahahahaha :D but then, i realized it’s monday. I hate my life. But do you know what i hate even more?
My mom. She hates me too. Before you judge me, let me show you the proof.
“Wake up Isabella!!!! Time for breakfastl!!!” I heard my mom yell. See?
inarizaki x fem!reader warnings: 2010 wattpad throwback, autocorrect turned off, v drunk, it hurts
a/n: omfg imagine like being kidnapped by inarazaki your schools volleyball team like? what would they do to you? make you their biggest fan?! wel keep reading to find out! let me know how you liked it might make it a series hehe here’s chapter 1! listen to this playlist
“you’re awke” aran said kneeling down by my side. (yeah no shit but where the fuck is this? it smells like old socks and sploodge is this what they call a circle jerk room? all the chairs are in a circle around yours in the middle, what’s that stain on the floor?)
a/n: okay so what do you get when you combine @undermattsun ‘s fever dream of a server with a bunch of whores that grew up on wattpad? wellthe kidnapped by haikyuu collabof course. the fact that this is the first ever thing i’ve ever written is fitting. it was very fun and nostalgic though make sure to check out the other teams and suffer like the rest of us did writing them.
a/n 2: tw wattpad tw cocaine tw no editing and a lot of typos tw i wrote the majority of this high
wc:800
My name is y/n and i’m just a regular student at dateko hs. Today I woke up and put my long black curly hair in space buns and slipped on my chemical romance shirt (a/n:their my favorite band uwu, if you don’t like frank iero gtfo he’s a precius cinammon bunnnnn) with black skinny jeans and vans then i did my eyeliner and put on some mscare. Other girls at my school do full faces of makeup but i am so lazyyyy haha blep, i guess you could say i’m not like them :P
ANyways i finished my morning routine and left ot school. I was on my way to school when a truck pulled up to me with teh words sateko scribbed on the side. Out of nowhere, three tall guys come up to me and kidnap me111!!!!!! They put a blinfold on me and tied my hands together >.> then they threw me in te back of teh truck “we got them’ i heard one of them say. “échala a la mamalona alv” (a/n:f*ck it, throw them in the whip) i head someone say before i blaked out.
~later~
when i woke up i was in a dark room and i started creaming “WHO AM I AND WHAT DID yoU DO TO ME”?? I felt strong hands undo the blindfold. WHen my brown obs were free from the darkness of the blindfold I saw a group of guys in volleyball uniforms and tejanas (a/n: that means cowboy hats in spanish xD ) standing before me. “We are the volleyball team, turned drug cartel Dateko and from now on you’ll be our accountant” the brown haired man grimaced darkly with malice.
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A DRUG CARTELL?!?!?!??” i screamed!
“Kinda??” the tall boy who looked like th e yellow angry bird spoke up. “calm down y/n. My name is koganegawa btw, but you can call me koganewga :) everyone here calls me el canario(a/n: this means the canry lolll) though”
“How do you know my name” I asked.
“We go to schoo l with you y/n. I’m pretty sure el nube (the cloud) is in the same class as you?” kogangeawa responded.
“Who is el nube? An why do you hace dumb nicknames for everyone?””
“ugh , the cloud is Aone takonabuu, and we gave each other nicknames because any narco worth mentioning has one ” said futakuchi
“Who are you anyway? And how are you narcos and in high school?? nd why’s you chose me to be ur account ant??” you retorted, annoyed bc uGH.
“well my name’s futakuchi, and im el jefe (a/n: the boss) around these parts”
“And what parts ar these exactly?”
“And what parts ar these exactly?”
“Well our volleyball/cocaine supply closet of corse. And Let me finish talking peasant” el jefe responded. “Canario please finish explaining it to them, i need to.. Take care of something… ” he said mysteriously then left the room.
“Yeah so basic ly we needed to raise money so our volleyball team could go to the games in sendai, and no one wanted The Iron Wall’s burnt ass coockies so we decided to fundraise thru drug cartel, adn we neeed you to look thru the expenses because we aren’t making as much money as before O.O and your’e the smartest person in my remedial math class” el canario, koganawa said. (a/n: i actually suck at math xD idk numbers are hard T.T)
i looked thru their books and said “the reason why you aren’t making as much money is because someone’s been stealing cocaina.”
“wow , how do you know?” asked el pelos de elote, Kamasaki asked inquistively
“Because el jefe has snuck out three cocaine filled volleyballs since koganejwa started talking” i responded and the whole room GASPEDD!!!
“JEFE WHYYYYY??” moniwa groaned.
“I was tired of sharing the profit with you idiots, and also I wanted to have money so i could buy an engagement ring for y/n.” futakuchi screamed and i felt my cheeks blushed a deep mahogany. OMG he was proposing?!?!?? (a/n: bet you didn;t see that coming teehee
I can’t believe that lil ol me who was suuuper normal and plain but totally not like the other boring people at my school was getting proposed to by the DATEKO CARTEL leader. “Jefe, I acce-”
Just as i was about to accept, EL NUBE slammed through the door of the supply closet.
“futacoochie, I know what you’ve been doing, and i know you’re planning on marrying y/n l/n/ a/s/l l/g/b/t so you can frame them for leading the cartel and i can’t let you do that” aone yelled. “Because i love them” i was in shock. Futakoochy was gonna use me. (a/n boys suck) I was beyond mad. Then Aone grabbed el jefe tightly and forced him out of the supply closet yelling at him “we better never see you again, except for at volleyball practice and games snd school” loudly, snatching the engagement ring before he left.
“ your name, will you marry me??” el nube asked. He was so hot and big and strong. His piercing green orbz looked deep into my brown speres, lovingly
“Yes aone yes !! i love you sm!!!”” I responded. Then he slipped the rinf on my finger and we were husband and spouse!!
“Good, because we still need you to be dateko cartel’s accountant baby. But not just that kind of accountatn. We also need you to be our tik tok accountant ;) because your the only person we can trust. “ he said with a wink.
“As long as i can play three cheers for sweet revenge when i go on stage xD” i said and everyone in the room chortled. Being the spouse to the narco that ran the most powerful cartel in miyagi wasnt so bad
Then inheard my alarm go off…
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a/n: thank you sm for readinG!!! Please be sure to like/comment/subscribe to seee more cool content like this ;)) also plz don’t be mean this is my frist writing ever and i kno it suxxxx but ots’ okie. Anyways blep im gonna go watch some dan and phil #PHAN if you don’t ship this gtfo my fic srsly..
SMFH this felt like physical assault on my brain zee, I don’t know how you one up’d wattpad but you did <333
@undermattsun your server is a fever dream and i am terminal.
a/n (the first of many): this is the absolute worst thing i have ever seen and i will love and protect it for the rest of my life. check out the rest of this flaming piss fire here. i am completely, wholly sorry for anyone that reads this. no. one. perceive. me.
pairing: sendai frogs x the oc from a 5sos fanfic i wrote in 2013
word count: ~800 of the last words my brain cells will ever produce
tw?wattpad.
“Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life” - The Fray (a/n: sorry, i don’t listen to normal music like the other girls if you don’t like the fray gtfo-_-)
it’s funny how life works. one day, you’re just sitting on the bus, putting my long thick beautiful hair in to a messy bun (ugh i’m so ugly) and the next, i get thrown into a van.
“w-what are you doing?” i say, i bit my lip nervously because i’m quirky.
I can’t decide what I love more: the use of POGGERS, the fray lyrics, the volleyball in the banner or the whiplash reading this gave me TW WATTPAD INDEED <333
prompt: mistaking you for your middle blocker brother, the schweiden adlers kidnap you and hold you hostage?? will you find you way home? or will you find you way into their harets keep reading to fidn out!!!! if you don’t like don’t read!! constructive criticism only pls don’t be mean
warnings: circa 2012 wattpad crack fanfic, opposite of proofread, written while a little bit tipsy
the kidnapped by hq masterlist can be found here! everyone else on the list is an insanely talented writer, i encourage you to check out their otherworks after joining me in losing as many brain cells as possible!!
hi, welcome to hell, where here you have an order of kidnapped by nekoma here as part of the kidnapped by hq collab, courtesy of the miki mouse whorehouse. other participants here. banner by@undermattsun<333333333333
contains: lime, stalking, poor grammer, excessive use of emojis, disturbing amount of mcr mentions (how many will yall find?), weird plot, wattpad style sexiness, lots of eye rolling, and omg why’re they so obessed with you?
word count: 1.8k+
note: this was so fun to write. omg and you don’t know how much i had to push through wanting to trash this shit. or go back to edit. but the rule was no editing ahhhh anyway, here. hehe oh and one last thing,
