#twilight

Emmett okay you like you to get pegged shut the fuck up

Cullen family looks so intimidating on the outside but they are just spending their lives bullying Edward

“Emmett and Jasper were not above taking advantage of my distraction to bombard me with slushballs; when they got bored with my lack of response, they’d turned on each other.”

Forget everything happened in the Twilight, I only want to see Jasper and Emmett playing with slushballs

“I didn’t like hurting Tanya, though her feelings were not deep, hardly pure, and, in any case, not something I could return. It still made me feel less than a gentleman.”

You’re already less than a gentleman, Edward, you are planning a murder

“Where did Cullen come from-it was like he just came out of thin air… There I go, with the imagination again. Mom always says…”

D.J Garret you’re the only person with brain cells and you think it’s your imagination

whats-life-without-booksx:

Uncomfortable. But I knew how to be charming when I wanted to be.

YOU’RE FLIRTING WITH AN OLD LADY AND ALL YOU THINK IS UNCOMFORTABLE???? EDWARD I CANT BELIEVE YOU

“Too young, too young, she chanted to herself. Wrong, of course. I was older than her grandfather.”

Even more uncomfortable ew

Uncomfortable. But I knew how to be charming when I wanted to be.

YOU’RE FLIRTING WITH AN OLD LADY AND ALL YOU THINK IS UNCOMFORTABLE???? EDWARD I CANT BELIEVE YOU

“Where was Alice, I suddenly wondered? Hadn’t she seen me killing the Swan girl in a multitude of ways? Why hadn’t she come to help - to stop me or help me clean up the evidence, whichever?”

Alice is that kind of friend who would help burying the body omg

“But the bell rang. Saved by the bell - how cliché.”

At least you’re aware.

“For I hated this frail woman-child beside me…”

WHAT THE HELL IS WOMAN CHILD

I feel like Midnight Sun is written based on the movie

“… tons of left to do tonight! Trig, and English test. I hope my mom… Angela Weber, a quiet girl…”

VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS SMEYER

“I could hear nothing but silence from the place she was sitting. Nothing at all.”

Yes Edward, because Bella isn’t capable of thinking

It happened occassionally- some human with an active imagination would see in us the characters of a book or a movie

Wow smeyer very brilliant writing

whats-life-without-booksx:

I’m giving up and reading midnight sun. Yes.

ALICE AND EDWARD STICKING TOGETHER. IM LIVING FOR THIS

Character dorm rooms part 165: