#twisted wonderland tls
Epel’s Wish
Pomefiore Dorm - Epel’s room
Epel: My wish is… “to grow taller”
Grim: Why do ya want to grow taller??
Epel: I’ve always been a late bloomer… and I’ve always yearned to be more well-built.
Epel: If I could grow taller, then I’d be one step closer to my ideal.
Deuce: Ahh…its true some folk look a lot more intimidating when they’ve got the height for it.
Deuce: By the way, is there anyone in school that you think is close to your ideal?
Epel: If I had to pick someone… it’d be Jack-kun from my class, I guess.
Deuce: Right, he’s got 190cm on him, he’d definitely fit the bill.
Grim: His arms and legs are pretty bulky too, he’s built like a log!
Epel: Right? We’re in the same class so once, I asked him how he managed to get so tall.
Mc:>What was his reply? >What was the reaction?
Epel: He said… he doesn’t know.
Epel: When he was younger, he was about average height, but… apparently he started to get growth pains in his legs before he even graduated from elementary school.
Epel: And before he knew it, he was as tall as we see him now…
Deuce: If his growth spurt was that bad then it must’ve been pretty painful for him.
Deuce: Mine happened during middle school, I’d wake up in the middle of the night because of the pain.
Epel: I haven’t experienced that yet so… I’d like to believe that my growth spurt has yet to happen, there’s hope for me yet!
Grim: I haven’t experienced that either so, maybe I’m gonna grow huge one of these days!
Deuce: You aren’t even human though, so you probably shouldn’t count on it working the same like it does for us…
Grim: Wha-!? That ain’t true, I’m sure I’m gonna grow taller!!
Grim: Just you wait Deuce: I’m gonna grow so big I’ll be looking down on ya soon enough!!
Epel: Fufu, it’d be great if you could get bigger too, Grim.
Kalim’s Wish
Scarabia Dorm - Kalim’s room
Kalim: My wish is…. “For everyone to be happy!”
Deuce: Eh, a-are you sure you wanna go with that?
Kalim: Hm? Did I say something wrong?
Deuce: N-not at all… I was just a little surprised to hear you say something no other student would….
Kalim: Hmm, do you think I should’ve just focused on our dorm’s students?
Kalim: But then, there’s my family, my servants, my people of the Land of Hot Sands… and then our teachers, my friends in the other dorms, the ghosts in the school…
Kalim: Once I started counting ‘em, there were just way too many people I wanted to be happy, and I lost count!
Kalim: So I just chalked it down to “Everyone” in the end! Kinda blew up huh, ahaha!
Deuce: Ah, I wasn’t really talking about the 'range’ per say, but rather the content is…
Grim: Its just weird!!
Deuce: Oi Grim! Don’t just blurt that out, and here I was trying to glaze over it too!
Grim: I mean c'mon, a wish is something you use for yourself right?? Then why would anyone use it for the sake of others when there’s nothing in it for themselves!
Kalim: But this works for me too y'know?
Kalim: If everyone around me is happy, then of course I’d be happy too!
Kalim: Doesn’t that work in my favor then?
Mc:>He really is a good person….
>I think that’s a wonderful wish
Kalim: Oh did I just get complimented? Thanks, Mc!
Kalim: Oh and Deuce, I’m looking forward to your dance, do your best!
Kalim: Jamil and I will definitely be there to cheer you guys on!
Deuce: …a-aight, thanks!I’m gonna dance with all I’ve got!!
Wishes
Deuce’s collections
Jack’s wish
Kalim’s wish
Epel’s wish
Silver’s wish
Trey’s collections
Riddle’s wish
Ace’s wish
Cater’s wish
Ruggie’s wish
Jamil’s wish
Vil’s wish
Rook’s wish
Lilia’s wish
Idia’s collections
Azul’s wish
Malleus’ wish
Sebek’s wish
Ortho’s collections
Leona’s wish
Jade’s wish
Floyd’s wish
Starry event Personal Stories
Starsending Outfit Deuce
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Home screen lines
Jack’s wish
Savanaclaw Dorm - Jack’s room
Jack: My wish is…. “To be able to run faster than a reindeer pulling a sleigh.”
Deuce and Grim: Eh
Deuce: Err… if I recall correctly, Jack’s home is in the colder northern region in the Land of Pyroxene isn’t it?
Deuce: Just making sure, a ‘sleigh’ is something you use to ride on top of snow, right…?
Jack: That’s right.
Grim: The heck is that wish….
MC:>Is there a particular reason behind this wish?
>Why did you want to wish for this?
Jack: Last time I went back home, I’d used my unique magic to transform myself into a wolf, and tried to pull a sleigh…
Deuce: Wait- why would you do that?
Jack: Its training to increase the power and duration of my transformation.
Jack: If I’m not careful, the transformation wears off too quickly or I’d only be able to exert the strength of a weak dog.
Deuce: Ah, Crewel-sensei did say that to be able to transform without the help of a potion is a very advanced and special technique.
Jack: Yeah, I finally got my unique magic, 'course I’d wanna hone it further.
Jack: So, like I was saying, while I was pulling sleighs for my training, I heard of a reindeer who was known for his speed back at my place, so I challenged him to a match at the summit of a snow mountain…
Jack:…and I pretty much got my ass handed to me.
Deuce: I see… so that’s the reason for your wish.
Jack: … Seeing that guy’s smug face after beating me really hits a sore spot.
Jack: I’m definitely gonna win next time!!
Deuce: I’ve lost at magical wheel matches before so I can really get where you’re coming from.
Deuce: I’m rooting for ya! Do your best, Jack!
Jack: Yeah!
Grim: The Track and Field club is just full of knuckleheads who only care about speed huh…
I realized I can tl these too so here you go! He’s a big, sarcastic cutie. Damn My love for him is only growing….
Summoning
Ace: I will make you happy for the rest of your life..
Ace: …something like that? (smirks)
Sprite line
Ace: How bout that? No matter how you look at me, I was the perfect prince right?
Groovy
Ace: I’m telling you, this is just a fake proposal alright!? Don’t go taking it seriously now!
Selecting for homescreen
Ace: Let’s ace this proposal!
Home screen lines
Ace: In manga or dramas, you see the character present a rose to the person they like right? I think that’s seriously embarrassing~
Ace: Dealing with ghosts seems like such a pain…I actually kinda feel sorry for you since you actually live with them
Ace: Romance huh…I honestly don’t have a clue about it, but isn’t it most important whether you enjoy spending time with them or not?
Login line
Ace: Just like the Ace of Hearts, I’m gonna be the one to capture the bride’s heart!
Home Screen line unlocked after Groovy
Ace: I’m good with romance for now. I have my hands full looking after you guys anyways!
Home tap lines
Ace: The ideal relationship? Isn’t that different for different people? Just like how the definition of happiness differs across people too
Ace: “This is a special occasion” is what Rook-senpai said, so he styled my hair for me! He’s seriously good at this kinda thing!
Ace: Can you see the words on this rosette? I had Sam put the words on with magic…. Ah, you’re a little too close now ;)
(For anyone curious, it literally just says ‘The GROOM Ace’ lmao)
Ace: I’m definitely the type to marry late… huh? “That’s how it is for someone like you”? What, there’s no way that’s true…
Ace: What is it…Ah! You wanna say that I look weird in this outfit don’t you!
(unlocked after Groovy)
Ace: “I’m the one who’s most suitable to be with you-”
Ace: Wh-Hey! Give it back! That’s my scenario notes!!
Ok so I’m leaving a kinda big summary here while I make a good script translation later
Its basically a dumbass squad moment and I’m LIVING for it I absolutely loved this event and Ace’s card story, so glad I got it!!
So basically his card story starts right after the event story, the ghosts have left, leaving their mess behind, so Crowley orders all the first years to clean up the cafeteria before they go back to their dorm, including Grim and MC
There’s a lot to clean up and Ace starts whining about how the ghosts troubled them to the very end, and that he feels he could never understand the ghost bride who was chasing after love for 500 years
This makes Epel curious and asks Ace if he’s never been in love before, because he felt it was unexpected of Ace to say so
Ace says he has actually been in a relationship before, but it didn’t work out: the girl would never like thrill rides in amusement parks, would stop to take pics of cute things all the time, would only watch romance movies, etc, so he decided to start ignoring her(wow Ace real smooth)
Apparently later he was called out by a group of girls he doesn’t even know and they started whaling on him, asking why he dumped her etc etc, and after that he decided to never be in a relationship again and that he’s fine just chilling with his dudes lmao
Soon Deuce and Jack wander over, wondering what they’re talking about. Ace immediately changes the subject and focuses on Deuce, pointing out how Deuce completely froze up in front of the ghost bride when it was his turn. Deuce tries to defend himself, saying it couldn’t be helped since he’s never had a chance to interact with women before(aw)
Ace then asks Deuce whether he was popular in middle school, since he apparently went to a co-ed as well, and thought Deuce’s ‘bad boy’ vibe would be a hit. Deuce says no, no woman other than his mother would talk to him, not even the boys could look him properly in the eye. Turns out he looked a lot scarier than expected lmao, the poor guy
Next Ace moves on to Jack, thinking he could never be popular with that scary face. Jack tells him to lay off, and that it doesn’t matter anyways. The wolf people prefer to have one mate for life, so Jack doesn’t need to be popular, he only needs to find the right person and would cherish them for life(omg cutie…)
The others find this too heavy for their tastes tho lmao, they’re like”You’re in highschool, loosen up a bit!”
Next comes Epel, and Ace assumes he must’ve been very popular with his cute looks, but Epel tells them he’s from a small village so the only people around him were all old, and he only met people around his age at NRC, so that’s a bust.
Finally Sebek marches over, telling them they should get back to work. Ace tells him he’s the worst off from the bunch, and Sebek brushes him off saying he has no time for romance anyways since he’s busy guarding Malleus. Ace asks him “but what if you meet someone you like? Would you talk their ear off about Malleus too” lmfao
Sebek says no, he has prepared for such a scenario by asking Lilia, who’s advice was as follows:
To correspond using letters, write down your feelings, send a picture of yourself smiling every 3rd letter, and keep repeating this until the 25th full moon passes. After that, go to a bench in the pasrk and leave just enough space for another person to sit
Obviously, he was fooling around as usual but Sebek believes him, as usual lmao.
But Ace did have a takeaway from Sebek’s whole conversation: Sebek said they were students and that they should focus on their studies, this stuck out to Ace, who was reminded of how cool Riddle looked when he stayed back to hold off the ghosts. Ace wants to study more magic so that one day he can wow his seniors too
He’s sad the event ended with no chance to show off his cool side, but Ortho interjects by saying he was plenty cool when he rushed in to object the marriage. Ace tries to downplay his speech(which was heartfelt and good you should read the event story from somewhere) but Ortho’s data doesn’t lie and he could tell Ace was having a ‘real’ moment at the time. Thinking back to Ace’s speech, about how “the person you should spend your life with is the one who laughs and cries with you, who is always by your side through hardships” was all his heartfelt feelings, the others decide to start making fun of him now. Epel missed the actual moment so he asked Ortho if he could watch his recording, now everyone wants in on it and Ace gets really embarrassed and tells them to give him a break
..phew that was really long but I LOVED IT
I will make the script tl for this later but hope you enjoyed this dumbass bonding as much as I did! Ace really shined in this event, and had some more depth added to him past his cynicism and jokes, really well done!
Pomefiore Dorm - Hallway
Pomefiore Student A: Take a look at Schoenheit-san today…he is the very image of beauty today!
Pomefiore Student B: He has always been quite beautiful, but lately he has been looking even more splendid, if such a thing were possible. That unbelievably clear skin…its almost as though he’s glowing, quite literally!
Pomefiore Student A: I wonder what kind of skincare our dorm leader does? Ordinary folk like us can’t even begin to imagine it…
Rook: Did you hear that, Vil? In the past few days, everyone has been talking about you!
Rook: Everyone is captivated by you, Roi du Poison, myself included.
Vil: Of course, right now I’m in peak condition. There is not the slightest blemish on my form.
Rook: To see you raise yourself to even better heights for the entrance ceremony….Marvelous! I’m excited to witness it!
Azul: Well well, if it isn’t Vil-san. It’s been a while.
Vil: Azul, good work on the entrance ceremony rehearsal.
Azul: You look even more radiant than usual. Is there a secret to your beauty?
Vil: Fufu, well, I suppose it has to do with the toner I received a week ago?
Azul: “Is your skin damaged from the summer sun? Then apply this cooling gel which will be gently absorbed by the skin and rejuvenate it, and feel good as well.”
Azul: “The more you use it, the more it hydrates your skin, bringing out its clear, natural beauty.”
Azul:…It’s my best work yet.
Vil: Certainly, this is my first time using a toner with such excellent results.
Vil: It seems the rumor that you can grant any wish wasn’t false after all.
Azul: Your words are the highest praise.
Vil: I honestly thought it was a poor joke when you first brought me that…turquoise colored, slimy gel.
Azul: Haha, you can’t know the quality of a good product until you use it.
Rook: Oh? Were you the one behind the secret to Vil’s beauty, Roi de Forte?
Rook: In that case, let me extend my gratitude towards you! To think that you have brought Vil to even greater heights…
Rook: It’s certainly a splendid occasion, is it not? Vil.
Vil: Quite so. I made the right call.
Azul: Thank you. To hear such praise from my esteemed senpai is quite the honor.
Vil: Its not that I’m praising you, but rather that I trust my own judgement.
Vil: I’ve been thinking for a while that you must know about some good skincare techniques.
Azul: Oh? Why would you say that? I don’t remember discussing such a matter with you before…
Vil: Anyone could see that you have beautiful skin if they paid attention. And its not just you, but those twins who’re always with you as well.
Vil: Well then, I wonder what kind of secret this toner is holding?
Rook: That’s right. I wonder what kind of compound this toner contains that not even Vil could make it.
Rook: Did you discover a new variety of herb? Or perhaps it was because you made use of your expertise in alchemy?
Azul: …It’s a trade secret.
Jade: There you are Azul. There’s something I need your help with in regards to the entrance ceremony…
Azul: That won’t do at all, I must get back to the preparations for the entrance ceremony. I shall take my leave now.
Vil: Leaving so soon? And it was just getting to the good part too…
Vil: What’s got you in such a hurry?
Azul: I apologize, this is my first entrance ceremony as a dorm head. As shameful as it is to admit, there are quite a lot I need to prep for.
Azul: Until we meet again.
Vil: …
Vil: …heh. I’ll let it go this time. I’ll be sure to use your services again if something comes up.
Azul: With pleasure!
Azul: Thank you for your patronage, I look forward to our next deal.
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Hall of Mirrors
Azul: …That was a close one. Good timing, Jade.
Jade: I wanted to report that Floyd is finally able to walk again.
Jade: He seems fit to come back up on land. Right on time to attend the entrance ceremony.
Floyd: Dammit, that was horrible…I feel like a fish that’s been scaled.
Jade: Eels don’t have scales in the first place, Floyd.
Azul: Floyd! Vil was quite happy with the product!
Azul: Thanks to your dedicated efforts, we were able to make an excellent toner.
Floyd: That’s rich comin’ from someone who had me wrung out like a dirty rag.
Floyd: There won’t be a next time, got it?
Azul: Yeah, yeah. Next time we’ll decide by a coin toss then.
Floyd: Sheesh…did'ja really get it?
Azul: Oh great Mother Ocean, your blessings are indeed many.
Part 1
