#twisted wonderland translations
Courtyard
Deuce: Right leg forward! Left leg forward! Right! Left! Right!
Deuce: Raise your right arm! Make a twirl…and finally bend at the hip!
Deuce:*gasping for breath*
Deuce: How was it, Asim-senpai, Viper-senpai!
Jamil: That was terrible.
Deuce: Ehh… I thought I’d nail the “Starsending” dance this time for sure…
Grim: You’re just flailing around and it’s an eyesore! I thought you were trying to stomp out ants or something!
Jamil: You just suddenly showed up and begged us to teach you how to dance for the ‘Starsending’ event with such intensity, I had no idea what to expect but… you’re definitely not ready to perform in front of people, anyways.
Kamil: But at least I could really sense your passion!
Jamil: Maybe a little too much passion. There wasn’t an ounce of elegance to be found.
Octanivelle students: Hey it’s one of the Stargazers!
Deuce: Eh?
Octavinelle student A: “I will dance so that our wishes can reach the stars!” …aren’t he embarrassed to be doing something like this at his age?
Octavinelle student B: Right? Even preschoolers know that this whole 'Starsending’ business is a load of bull.
Octanivelle student A: And look at the outfit they have to wear for the event… pfft. It’s just all over the place and looks so uncool. He’s so into it that its actually kinda painful to look at!
Octanivelle student B: Oi oi he’s gonna hear you… bwahaha!
Deuce: Hey you! You’re clearly mouthing off as loud as you can!
Octanivelle student A: Huh? Deuce, was it? You trying to pick a fight with us?
Deuce: I don’t really care what you say about me… but I can’t turn a blind eye at you making fun of Clover-senpai!
Octavinelle student A and B: Eh!?
Trey: Hahaha…. thanks for going ahead and introducing me, Deuce.
Trey:Just when I was able to diminish my presence too…
Octavinelle student B: It’s the vice-head of Heartslabyul! I didn’t even notice, he was obscured by that pillar…
Octavinelle student A: We weren’t really talking about you! We were just messing with Deuce so…
Octavinelle student B: ….S-Sorry to bother you!!!
*both run away*
Deuce: Tch, they ran away…
Deuce: What the hell did they find so uncool. They’re the ones who were making low blows here.
Trey: Well, I don’t condone picking fights but, I could see where they’re coming from.
Trey: Dancing in these starry clothes is, well, its kind of embarrassing. That’s why I didn’t want anyone to spot me…
Deuce: Why do you find it embarrassing? I think the clothes really suit you Clover-senpai!
Trey: It’s not a matter of whether it suits me or not…
Trey: I guess I find it awkward to take this fairy-tale dance so seriously at our age…it just feels a bit childish.
Deuce: 'Starsending’ is just one of the many amazing events held at Night Raven College right?
Deuce: What’s so wrong about taking this seriously?
Jamil: I suppose he’s not the type to believe that putting in one’s best effort is embarrassing.
Trey: Being so straightforward is just like him, he’s cute like that, isn’t he?
Kalim: Definitely! He reminds me of a little brother of mine!
Deuce: W-what’s going on, why are the senpais looking this way and smiling at me??
Grim: Straightforward? More like too dumb to think too much!
Deuce: I don’t wanna hear that from you!!
Deuce: Everyone’s just making a fool out of me… Mc, you understand how I feel right!?
(Option 1)
Mc: > I mean, it is kind of embarrassing…
Deuce: N-no way, that’s what you were thinking this whole time…?
(Option 2)
Mc: > Yeah!! I’m with you Deuce!
Deuce: Right!? I knew you’d have my back!
Deuce: Anyways, I have a duty as a 'Stargazer’, I will definitely perfect this dance!
Deuce: Please continue to give me you guidance, senpais!
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That’s it for part 1! Deuce is just so sweet and precious, I’m so glad his senpais understand lmao. I wanted to kick those mob where it hurts for making fun of him though!
So happy he came home, he’s just so pretty! And that smile!! The cutest…
The next parts will only be available after the event is done, that is, 9/14 so that’s a bit of a long wait!
I hope you enjoyed my translations! Have fun playing the event!
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Part 2
Part 3
Floyd’s wish
Octanivelle Dorm - Floyd’s room
Floyd: My wish is~ “To get a new pair of shoes.”
Ortho: Floyd Leech-san, I’ve seen you eyeing a catalogue for shoes earlier too, you must really love them!
Idia: If you want them so bad, can’t you like, just go out and buy them…? Why do you need to wish for it…
Floyd: Ye don’t get it do ya firefly squid-senpai. I’m wishin’ for it because I can’t get my hands on ‘em.
Floyd: I’ll show it to ya on my phone.
Floyd: Look at 'em, they’re the simple lace-up types but the tips look so cool right?
Ortho: Wow..! The black with a tinge of blue gives it a really classy look!
Floyd: Riiight~? Clione-chan’s got a good eye!
Floyd: The artisan hand-dyes 'em one by one per order. An’ I’d like to get an exclusive one for myself see?
Idia: Hoho, I see… they’re made original like those plastic models and coated huh…
Idia: -wait a second!
Idia: The brand name glaring back at me from the screen, it’s [Tenable]! That’s a super luxury brand for shoes that even a slob like me is aware of!
Idia: That means….the price would be….wh-360k madol!?
Ortho: Wow that’s a really pricey pair!
Floyd: That’s why I said it ain’t easy to get otherwise.
Floyd: Ye see, my feet’ve grown bigger from last year so, I’m prolly gonna have to make some adjustments done on the wooden mould too…
Idia: Wooden mould!? You mean the shape and the painting are all done from scratch each time!?
Ortho: Brother, from my quick search it seems that shoes are not made from 'scratch’ but are rather 'bespoke’.
Idia: I’m really straining to understand here - why would a highschooler even need such an expensive pair for?
Floyd: See~ Before coming up on land, my old man said…
Floyd: “A man who doesn’t pay attention to the little details will be looked down upon. If you’re gonna go up on land, then make sure to pay good attention on what you wear, especially on those feet. Spare no expenses.”
Idia: Eh that’s kinda scary. Just what kind of man is your father…
Floyd: You wanna hear it? Well-
Idia: Um, no, it’s ok, I don’t need to hear it.
Idia: I can’t help but get a bad feeling that if I dig any deeper I’d just be ensnared by the darkness, no thanks.
Ortho: Should I fashion some parts to look like leather shoes so I won’t be looked down upon too?
Idia: Um, no, I think you’re good for now Ortho. This one is just a special case is all…
Jade’s wish
Octanivelle Dorm - Jade’s room
Jade: A wish I’d like fulfilled, is it…
Jade: Hmm…Now this is a problem. I’m unable to come up with one.
Ortho: Ehh!? What do we do now? At this rate we can’t continue gathering all the wishing stars!
Idia: You can’t be serious about not having any.
Idia: You’re the right hand man of Octanivelle’s dorm head, Azul-dono, who is essentially the personification of greed!
Idia: How could it even be possible that you don’t have a single wish?
Jade: My my, you seem to distrust us quite a bit.
Idia: I-It’s fine even if its a throwaway wish, just make one or we’ll all be in trouble…
Idia: L-like, wishing for Azul-dono or Floyd-dono to stop making trouble, or something…
Jade: Fufu, but they’re perfect as they are precisely because they’re so unpredictable.
Jade: -That’s it! I know what I want to do now.
Jade: I will just dedicate my wish to Azul and Floyd. To thank them for everything…
Jade: I wish “for both of their wishes to come true.”
Ortho: To use your wish for the sake of someone else’s happiness is a wonderful deed, Jade Leech-san
Idia: T-This reeks of lies! You get first place in making a wish that doesn’t have an ounce of sincerity(according to myself)
Jade: I’d never! These are my true and unblemished feelings!
Jade: And yet despite that, you still refuse to believe me… I’m quite heartbroken… *sniffle*
Ortho: Oh no! Please don’t cry Jade Leech-san!
Ortho: Brother, you must not bully your juniors! Apologize right now!
Idia:(Oh geez his crocodile tears are sure effective…)
Idia: Fine, FINE, I’m so sorry about that, I believe you now. Or rather, it never mattered whether it was true or not.
Jade: I’m glad you changed your mind, fufufu… Well then, I leave this wishing star in your hands.
Ortho: Thank you Jade Leech-san! I hope your wish comes true!
Leona’s Wish
Savanaclaw Dorm - Leona’s room
Leona:*softly snoring*
Ortho: Leona Kingscholar seems to be having his afternoon nap at the moment.
Idia: Welp, looks like its impossible to get a wish out of him. Let’s roll out!
Ortho: Wait, brother! We should try to wake him up first.
Leona: Tch, keep it down will ya…
Leona: …Huh, I was wondering what was buzzing around my bedside, its the radish sprout and his little brother.
Idia: Wait, did you just call me a radish sprout!?
Leona: It fits perfectly for a shut-in who grew up all spindly while living in the shade right?
Leona: Whatever, you better have a good reason for waking me up just now.
Idia: Eep! Please don’t glare at us like that, we’re just here to collect the wishing stars…
Leona: The hell? You telling me you interrupted my nap for this?
Leona: Ugh, why do I have to bother with shit like this…
Leona: My wish is…“To eat a lotta meat.”
Ortho: Eh!? Leona Kingscholar-san, are you perhaps…not getting enough to eat?
Ortho: Then, were you also sleeping because you weren’t feeling well?
Leona: …Yeah, that’s right. Been feeling terribly ill lately.
Leona: But I can just sleep it off so, hurry up and get the hell out of here.
Ortho: Oh but I don’t sense any abnormalities in your vitals, could it be a new strain of disease?
Ortho: I have been equipped with cutting edge medical technology so, I could take a look at you and see if there’s anything that needs fixing!
Idia: O-Ortho! Let’s just leave for now…
Idia: Leona-dono probably just made a wish on the fly just so we’d leave him alone.
Ortho: Oh, was that all? It’s a relief to know that he is not seriously ill then.
Leona: …Oi, radish sprout. Your brother ain’t nothing like you is he.
Idia: T-that’s right.
Idia: Unlike me, Ortho is honest and bright, and doesn’t shy away from people. This Ortho has inherited that personality as well…
Leona: Ahh whatever, I didn’t tell you to spill your life story, just get out of here already.
Idia: So mean!!
Sebek’s wish
Diasomnia dorm - Sebek’s room
Sebek: Hah! I have but one wish!
Sebek: “I want the world to bow down before the might of the young master!”
Idia: Hey Ortho, what’s this guy’s name again, uh, Sebek-dono, was it?
Idia: Anyways, telling “the world” to bow down and stuff… isn’t that kinda cringy, it’s like he’s still in middle school or something.
Idia: Even the flunkies of a Last Boss wouldn’t even say shit like this nowadays, it’s embarrassing.
Ortho: I don’t plan to deny your words brother, but he looks like he’s enjoying himself so, isn’t it alright?
Sebek: Who is this…“Last Boss” that you speak of? Do you mean to say that there is someone mightier than my lord Malleus-sama?
Ortho: I understand now, the young master you were referring to was in fact Malleus Draconia-san.
Ortho: A ‘Last Boss’ is a strong entity who makes an appearance in the last stages of a game.
Ortho: They are fundamentally fictional, so I do not know if there is a way to compute a comparison between them.
Sebek: Hmph, so it is not even worth considering then. As expected, the young master is the greatest of them all!
Idia: ………Oh? Is that so? Hmmmm….I see, I see…..
Idia: “The greatest” huh…that is quite the audacious claim you’re making.
Sebek: …What is with that tone, do you have any objections to voice?
Idia: Well, I’m not really trying to deny anything, but see, the Last Boss is someone who causes a LOT of suffering to the player. If such a person was real, I wonder if things would really work out the way you want it?
Sebek: Do you DARE to say that there’s even a sliver of chance the young master could ever lose!? THE AUDACITY!!!
Ortho: (Brother seems to be pulling Sebek Zigvolt-san around by the nose… The response from earlier must have rubbed him the wrong way.)
Ortho: (He had a really hard time beating the last boss of the game he was playing yesterday after all…)
Ortho: However, he seems to be getting carried away like a middle schooler himself.
Ortho: I think it’s a good thing that he’s getting along with someone other than myself so, I’ll just let them continue their fun!
Malleus’ wish
Diasomnia Dorm - Malleus’ room
Malleus: My wish is… “For Gaogao Dracon-kun to be able to make new friends.”
Idia: Pfft! I’d have never expected the name of such a retro pet simulation game come out of the great Malleus-dono’s mouth!
Ortho: I have never heard of it myself.
Ortho:[Initiating online search engine: “Gaogao Dracon-kun”]
Ortho: Found it. It’s a toy that lets you take care of a dragon that you’ve hatched, in a dedicated portable console.
Idia: Yep, it’s a cheap little LCD game attached to a keychain.
Idia: This used to be all the rage when I was younger…
Idia: -And you’re playing with it even now, Malleus-dono?
Malleus: Yes. Long ago, Lilia had procured it as a souvenir when he had traveled to foreign lands.
Idia: (Pfft! One of the world’s top class mages and heir to the throne of the Valley of Thorns… is so crazy about this little kiddie toy? That cracks me up lololol)
Malleus: Just recently, I have learned of a communication function that would allow Dracon-kun to connect to others and make friends…
Malleus: However, it will not function unless there is another such as my Dracon-kun present.
Ortho: The likelihood of anyone around Malleus Draconia-san who would have the same game is…
Malleus: There is none.
Idia: Figured. It’s been over like, 10 years since it was popular and I’m pretty sure they don’t even make this stuff anymore.
Malleus: As I feared, it was not enough to simply wish for Dracon-kun to have more friends, was it…
Idia: Why’re you looking like someone who’s been checkmated…
Idia: I mean, c'mon, this thing was so popular almost every kid on the block had one. Shouldn’t be too hard to dig one up.
Idia: Ortho, look up all online market sites and specialty electronic stores and see if they’re selling this thing. Ah, it’s fine even if its used, just make sure its operational.
Ortho: Understood.
Idia: As a collector I’d normally prefer it in mint condition but in this case, there’s no point if it doesn’t even work.
Idia: There are cases where the electronic toy actually deteriorates faster if you never let it out and get some air.
Malleus: …I have not a clue of what you are saying, however you seem quite talkative today.
Ortho: [148 hits, now displaying the search results]
Idia: Fuhihi!! There you have it, there’s about 148 ‘Gaogao Dracon-kun’ in working condition!
Malleus: Is that true?
Malleus: I am not certain on the ways of procuring goods online, but I can pay for it. Would you be willing to order it in my stead?
Idia: Oh, uh, alright then… and done. It should drop by in a couple of days.
Malleus: …You have my thanks. You have done well today, Shroud.
Malleus: When it arrives, I will be sure to reward you handsomely.
Ortho: I think it’s amazing that you could fulfill Malleus Draconia’s wish so quickly, brother!
Idia: I-I don’t care about being praised for doing something as simple as this…
Azul’s wish
Octavinelle dorm - Azul’s room
Azul: My wish is… “For Mostro Lounge to prosper even more.”
Idia: That sounds exactly like something you’d wish for but on the other hand that makes it incredibly boring.
Ortho: Brother! Your true thoughts are coming out unbidden.
Azul: Hmph, what he says matters not.
Azul: After all, I’ve taken all the necessary preparations for this wish to come true!
Ortho: Preparations? This is the first time I’ve met someone who’s claimed such a thing.
Ortho: What exactly has Azul Ashengrotto-san prepared?
Azul: To be precise, we are holding a business collaboration with the Top 3 popular menus of Mostro Lounge!
Idia: Eh? …You mean like one of those anime collab cafes?
Azul: Quite right. The cafe that does its business in “that” famous training facility for magical students, Night Raven College…
Azul: Just spread the word a bit and they’ll take the bait.
Azul: As a matter of fact, we’ve already gotten a business offer, our plans are proceeding quite smoothly.
Azul: If this collaboration project continues to sail smoothly, opening a 2nd, even a 3rd branch, won’t be a far off dream after all.
Azul: However… our dear principal had caught wind of the news, and had something to say about it.
Azul: “If you are to use the special brand name of Night Raven College for your advertising… the school has the rights to receive royalties.”
Azul: Good grief, that man’s avarice knows no bounds.
Idia: I think you’re the last person who should be saying that.
Ortho: Hey, brother…
Ortho: Azul Ashengrotto-san’s wish isn’t actually a wish, but rather just a goal isn’t it?
Idia: You got it. Now that I think about it, Azul-dono has always hated relying on luck in any boardgame club activities.
Azul: Fufufu, I will fulfill this wish perfectly!!
Idia: Uhh, Azul-dono.
Idia: Hate to burst your bubble but, I don’t think that’s how this event works.
Lilia’s wish
Diasomnia dorm: Lilia’s room
Lilia: My wish is… “For humans and fae, and all the other races, to live together in peace and harmony.”
Trey: Haha, now that is quite the grand wish you’ve made… on a different scale, really.
Lilia: It is not a simple feat to smile and get along with fellow peers of the same species, and far less so if you were to mix in others.
Lilia: In your history books, have you not seen how many times we have sparked one war after the other, only because we could not meet the other halfway?
Lilia: I simply do not want history to repeat itself.
Lilia: That is why, I wish for the same every time we hold this event to send off stars.
Trey: I see… I understand how you feel now.
Trey: To be honest though, considering how… unpredictable you are normally, it’s kind of hard to believe you’d wish for something like this.
Lilia: How terribly rude~~! This is a pure and sweet wish that perfectly suits one so lovely as I!
Trey: Lilia, I’ve been meaning to say this for a while but, isn’t it kind of pointless for you to say that yourself?
Lilia: Trey, such skepticism is unfit for one of your age! Look into these eyes, do they look like they belong to someone who would lie to you?
Trey: W-well, they’re certainly big and round…
Lilia: Quite so! They are big, and darling, and shine like a jewel, an innocent pair of eyes, are they not?
Trey: Wait, I wouldn’t go that far-
Lilia: And there you have it. I wish for all the life that is reflected in these eyes, to live in peace and harmony, from the bottom of my heart.
Trey: Alright alright, I’ll believe you! As always its hard to see into your depths.
Rook’s wish
Pomefiore Dorm - Rook’s room
Rook: My wish is… “To witness all the beauty that this world has to offer with my own eyes”
Trey: Well, I did expect this… you never change huh, Rook.
Trey: You’re in Pomefiore, and you’re always by Vil’s side.
Trey: Aren’t you always surrounded by beauty, and you say you still want more?
Rook: Why of course, Trey-kun. I am quite the greedy man, after all.
Rook: I want to experience all the beauty in this world, I want to know its true essence…
Rook:To illustrate, such as the unpolished gemstone that shines like a fresh coating of winter snow…
Rook:Like the grand tower that stands against all odds, weathering the passage of time…
Trey: Aah… could it be that I just added fuel to the fire when I asked that question…
Trey: He never listens to people when he gets like this… Oii, Rook, snap out of it!
Rook: My word… I was just imagining all the beauty I have yet to lay my eyes on and… très bien!
Rook: I am so overwhelmed by joy that I can quite literally feel my heart singing!
Trey: Yep, he’s not listening at all.
Trey: Rook, I’m sorry for asking whether you had your fill of beauty, because you clearly haven’t. I hear it loud and clear.
Rook: To be able to understand me with such a short explanation…
Rook: As expected of the one I share my youth with in the same club, my friend, Chevalier(Knight of Roses).
Trey: I’ve been telling you to quit it with that embarrassing nickname…
Trey: in the first place, you never used to call me that back when we were 1st years.
(Note: As of writing this, the text box shows Rook’s name but its actually Trey speaking in this line)
Rook: Well isn’t that obvious? To be a Knight, you would need a King to whom you could pledge your servitude.
Trey: Good grief, from your sensibilities to your wishes, you’re quite the unique character aren’t you…
Vil’s wish
Pomefiore Dorm - Vil’s room
Vil: My wish… I don’t have any.
Grim and Trey: Eh!?
Trey: No really, not even one?
Trey: I mean, its common to have a wish or two right? Like the students who hear a rumor and make a wish at the courtyard’s well, stuff like that.
Trey: It’s alright to make a light wish like that-
Vil: -Now listen here, Trey.
Vil: I do not like it when people waste their time believing such nonsensical stories.
Trey: Err…alright then…?
Vil: Hoping for a miracle to happen, without putting in any hard work for it… they don’t deserve any salvation.
Vil: I can fulfill my own wishes, as such, I have no wishes to entrust the stars. That is all.
Trey: I didn’t think Vil would be so vehemently against making a wish… this is a tough one.
Grim: If the dorm leader takes such a stance, then the others in your dorm would be too scared to make a wish!
Trey: That’s right, us Stargazers won’t be able to do our jobs and continue with the event then.
Trey: So could you consider helping us out and make a small wish?
Trey: For instance, wishing for a new lipstick…
Grim: Or wish for some tuna to be served for tomorrow’s breakfast…
Mc:>Wish to become more prettier…
>Wish to meet someone…
Vil: …sigh. Stop sounding so pitiful, you’re trying to make me out to be the bad person here.
Vil: Fine then, I’ll cooperate. Let’s see…
Vil: My wish is… “For you three to stop bothering me.”
Trey and Grim: !!!
Vil: Of course, you’re going to make it happen right now, aren’t you?
Grim: What the-! It’s not like we’re going around and collecting all these wishing stars because we want to! You’re just being mean!
Trey: Grim, going after Vil is only going to get you a world of pain so drop it. We got what we needed so let’s move on to the next one.
Trey: …That said, he hates dependancy on wishes, huh… Well, I suppose that’s just like him.
Scarabia Dorm - Jamil’s room
Jamil: My wish is… “To travel by myself someday”
Grim: That’s a really plain wish.
Jamil: So sorry its not up to your standards. But what does it say about you when you’re asking for people’s wishes and then complaining about it?
Trey: I think its a fine wish though.
Grim: Ehhh really~? I don’t get it at all.
Trey: When you live in a dorm, its pretty hard to get any alone time.
Trey: Sure, its good to have fun with your mates and fool around but, once in a while you’ll wish for some peace and quiet.
Trey: That’s how it is, isn’t it, Jamil?
Jamil: As expected of Trey-senpai, thank you for understanding my feelings.
Jamil: You explained it so easily though, does that mean you feel the same way?
Trey: Haha, I guess you could say that…
Mc: >By the way, is there any place you’d like to go?
>What would you do if you could travel alone?
Jamil: Where would I go, huh… Well, anywhere would be fine, really.
Jamil: Hmm…Now that I think about it, I’ve actually never come up with a proper plan before.
Jamil: Just once, I’d like to go somewhere far away, somewhere no one knows who I am, and just take it easy…
Jamil: Well, I suppose this would be difficult to act on before I graduate.
Jamil: I should probably get my hands on a travel magazine and do some research in preparation for when my wish comes true.
Trey: That’s good. I pray that your simple wish may come true.
Ruggie’s wish
Savanaclaw dorm - Ruggie’s room
Ruggie: My wish is… “To land a job that has a good pay”
Trey: Ohh, I’m surprised you’re already thinking about the future.
Trey: Most of the students so far were wishing for stuff they could eat or buy
Ruggie: Them folks are satisfied if they’re happy ‘for now’ right?
Trey: And you mean to say you’re different?
Ruggie: I’m not that easily satisfied, I’m thinking far ahead and I need stability in the future just as I do now.
Ruggie: Even if we got through today, it won’t matter if we’re just to suffer tomorrow right?
Ruggie: But landing a spot where the pay is good is definitely gonna come with its challenges.
Ruggie: There’re places that give ye a hard test to crack on top of holding interviews, I’m a lil worried if I can make it through 'em…
Trey: I see. But I think you’d be pretty good at interviews though.
Trey: I’ve never seen you freeze up when talking to someone before.
Ruggie: Well I suppose I’ve got some confidence on that front.
Ruggie: After all, that whole buncha part-time jobs I’ve worked had to have been good for somethin’ right?
Ruggie: As long as I can snag the job, I could find a big shot like Leona and write my way into his good books and then…
Ruggie: I figure I can have the good and easy life then.
Trey: Haha… Well, I suppose its good that you’re keeping an eye on your future, past graduation even.
Trey: I hope your wish comes true.
Cater’s Wish
Heartslabyul dorm - Cater’s room
Cater: Hmm, Cay-kun’s wish… how about “to get more followers on my magicame account!”
Trey: What do you mean “How about”… I mean, isn’t this wish the same as last time?
Cater: Eh? Was it?
Trey: I’m pretty sure you said it with all the enthusiasm you could muster.
Cater: Seriously?? I really don’t remember that! You’ve got a sharp memory Trey-kun~
Trey: I remember the Stargazer coming all the way to our room to collect wishes last year.
Cater: We’ve been rooming together for the past 2 years huh.
Cater: I guess it’d be no fun if my wish was the same as last time. Hmm… alright, I’ve decided on another one!
Cater: My wish this year is… “To enjoy our school life peacefully!”
Cater: Here you go~
Cater: Ah, this is a good chance! Trey-kun, you’re wearing such a special outfit, so let’s take a selfie together!
Trey: Nah, I’m good.
Cater: Aw c'mon, don’t say that~ This is a special moment! Say cheese~
Cater: #NRC #starsending #WishuponaStar #StarGazer #Trey-kun #Collectingwishingstars
Cater: And uploaded~
Cater: Alright, “Stargazer” Trey-kun, do your best out there~!
Trey: Seriously… use magicame in moderation will you? Riddle will get mad at you again.
Heartslabyul Dorm - Hallway
Trey: …He’s the same as ever.
Trey: I thought he’d let me know his ‘real’ wish by now.
Trey: ….Oh well, I suppose he might not want to say it because I’m the one collecting wishes this time, I guess.
Ace’s Wish
Heartslabyul Dorm - Ace’s room
Ace: A wish, huh… I don’t really have anything special that I wanna wish for.
Trey: You don’t have to think too hard about it you know? You can just give a light answer like you normally do.
Grim: What he said.
Grim: I doubt you’d have a wish as grand as mine so, you can just say whatever.
Ace: Well aren’t you being all high and mighty…ah.
Ace: Trey-senpai, I’ve decided on my wish.
Trey: Alright then, let’s hear it.
Ace: My wish is… “For Grim to stop causing trouble wherever he goes!”
Grim: Wha-!?
Trey: Haha, that’s quite an interesting wish you’ve made!
Ace: Think about it, isn’t Grim just causing problems for us all the time?
Ace: If this wish is granted, I’m sure 1-A can have some peace and quite, don’t ya think?
Grim: When exactly have I caused trouble!?
Mc:>Maybe its that time you kind of scorched the statues of the Great Seven?
>How about that time you broke a chandelier?
Grim: T-that’s not just my fault! Ace had a hand in that too!
Trey: Hey now don’t get into a fight. We’ve collected the wish so we should probably get a move on.
Ace: See~ Trey-senpai says so, you should get off my back and wrap this up quickly yeah?
Grim: Dammit!! This is so frustrating!!
Riddle’s Wish
Heartslabyul Dorm - Riddle’s room
Riddle: My wish is… “For Heartslabyul to score an overall higher average than any other dorm in the next periodic test”
Trey: Ahh, we didn’t get past Octanivelle nor Scarabia for the last mid-term tests did we…
Trey: But “For Heartslabyul”… shouldn’t you be wishing for your own grades first?
Riddle: Its the right thing to do as the dorm head. And its not like I need to wish on stars at this point.
Riddle: My grades could never be anything less than the best of course.
Trey: Right. That was a stupid question, sorry about that, dorm head.
Riddle: As long as you understand.
Riddle: However, I do not think its likely that our students will get better grades simply because I wished for it.
Riddle: I have a much more realistic plan in mind to bring this wish to fruition.
Trey: A realistic plan? …Just for reference, what exactly do you have in mind?
Riddle: It’s quite simple. I will gather the students who’s score bring down our average by quite a considerable amount, and hold a study session with them.
Riddle: …However, they will not be allowed to take a single step outside the dorm until they can achieve a perfect score on my specially prepared mock tests.
Trey: !?
Riddle: I will make sure that Heartslabyul takes first place next time!
Trey: I-I see…
Trey: (For the sake of the students, here’s hoping our dorm head’s wish actually comes true…)
Silver’s Wish
Diasomnia dorm - Silver’s room
Silver: My wish is… “For my father to live a long life”
Deuce: Eh, Silver-san, is your father not feeling well?
Silver: No, its nothing like that.
Silver: In fact, for the last few years, his daily work-out routine involves doing sit-ups by hanging over the bed canopy.
Deuce: Wow he sounds super spritely!? Then why would you make such a wish?
Silver: Even if he seems fine, he’s actually quite up there in the years…probably.
Deuce: Probably…?
Silver: He’s the type that looks a lot younger than you would assume for his age.
Silver: He would always dance around the question, so I don’t know his actual age.
Silver: My father, he… raised me all by himself. I wouldn’t be the man I am today if it weren’t for him.
Silver: I want him to be happy, forever and always… that, is my wish.
Silver: I have never really done anything for him as a son, you see.
Silver: Of course, I’m not going to leave all the hard work to the stars, I plan on making due with all that I am capable of.
Deuce: Silver-senpai… I understand your feelings well!
Deuce: My mother had to raise me all by herself as well… All I’ve done is cause all sorts of trouble for her…
Deuce: I want her to take it easy from now on, and want her to live a long life too.
Silver: I see, so you feel the same way as well…
Deuce: Ah, I feel kind of bad now…
Deuce: As a Stargazer, its my role to listen to other’s wishes but, here you are listening to mine…
Silver: …It’s alright. Here’s hoping both of our wishes come true.
Deuce: Yes!! I’ll make sure your wishing star is displayed on the Great Tree!
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Summon Lines: It’s not like I’m always wearing a smile on my face. Since we’re at it now, shall I show you my scary face?
Groovy:TBA
Home Setting: Alright, let’s go and do a scare.
Home Transition 1: I was the one who made my younger siblings’ costume. Sewing isn’t one of my strong suits, so it’s just something simple.
Home Transition 2: Azul, that guy… He ordered his dorm students to move a huge amount of gigantic pumpkins. He sure doesn’t hold back when it comes to pushing others to work… Well, it’s not like I have any room to say this.
Home Transition 3: I got dragged into joining Rook’s research on vampire-like behavior, he really got me there… He’ll see right through me if I try to act like I was scared by it.
Home Transition (Login Greeting):TBA
Home Transition (After Groovy):TBA
Home Tap 1: No matter how many times I’m dressed in a costume, I do still get slightly embarrassed. It would be better if I can be confident in it but…
Home Tap 2: You think the shovel prop fits me well? It’s only natural as a Heartslabyul dorm student, since taking care of the roses is a bone-breaking job, you see.
Home Tap 3: It’s alright to enjoy Halloween to the fullest but make sure you remember one thing. And that is to brush your teeth properly, okay?
Home Tap 4: The candy I got from Jamil is ginger-flavored so it was spicy! It tasted nice though, now I’m confused if it was a trick or a treat…
Home Tap 5: Hey, don’t pull and rip the veil, alright? I prepared a spare but I’d rather not resort to that.
Home Tap (Groovy):TBA
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Summon Lines: Boo! The Pumpkin Knight has arrived! …Eh? You didn’t get scared by me? Can I start over again?
Groovy:-TBA-
Home Setting: Woahh, it feels like I became a movie character!
Home Transition 1: I tried to play a prank on Leona Kingscholar by tying his tail, but I got found out. I’ll try my best next time!
Home Transition 2: The leaves on the Pumpkin Knight’s pumpkin are actually blue, not green. It’s cool that it has a creepy vibe!
Home Transition 3: Maybe I should try speaking with a synthesized voice when I cover my face with the helmet. That way, no one will know that it’s me!
Home Transition (Login Greeting): Something feels different on a Halloween night than usual. Unpredictable things may happen tonight…
Home Tap 1: I tried to scare Mr. Silver by telling him a horror story, but it was a huge failure. He fell asleep 2 minutes into the story…
Home Tap 2: There aren’t many people who will prepare treats for Halloween on the Isle of Lamentation, so my brother and I had a hard time collecting them.
Home Tap 3: When I blew cold hair onto Kalim Al-Asim’s neck, he was super shocked! He’s someone worth playing pranks on.
Home Tap 4: There are still a lot about ghosts that we do not understand, such as their composition. Should I catch one and analyze?
Home Tap 5: I think it’s pretty hard for people to play pranks without me noticing since I’m able to detect anyone within a kilometer using my motion detectors.
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Episode 2: A sudden isolation
▼ Translations under the cut
2-1 Where are your manners
The Other Dimension - Hollow Graveyard
Riddle: TREEEEY! ACEEEEE! It’s no use, there’s no response. For the sake of bringing back the students who were taken away and to end Halloween… The entire HalloweEND team dived into the Dark Mirror all at once, but what’s the use if we’re all separated all of a sudden?!
Ruggie: Hey Riddle. Do we really hafta call ourselves the “HalloweEND team”?
Riddle: It’s decided by the headmaster. Do you have an issue with it?
Ruggie: More than having a problem with it, it’s so lame that I’m embarrassed… Wait, never mind, Riddle doesn’t have a strand of shyness in him. Ahh… If only his dorm mates Trey and Ace were here, they’ll do the retorting instead of me~!
Ortho: There is no one around us within a 10,000-square meter radius. I wonder where did everyone go…
Ruggie: Oh yeah, the Enchanted Mirror! We do have the communication device given by Sam. Although we can’t communicate between necklaces, we can get in touch with the teachers, right? We can try to relay our situation to the teachers and discuss what to do for now. Who knows the others might’ve contacted them already.
Riddle: About that… I’ve been trying to connect through the necklace since a while ago, but the Enchanted Mirror hasn’t given any response .
Ruggie: Eh, it’s already broken?! What a piece of junk! Man, in the end, it’s just an antique so old that Trein used when he was young… My expectations have fallen flat. If only I knew where we are, I could go somewhere with a better viewpoint. Hey Ortho, why don’t you go and try to find out where we are?
Ortho: Uhn… There’s no signal here, so it’s impossible do image searching on the Internet, let alone using GPS. The least I can do it tell you is that there’s no such place in my memory.
Riddle: I have never seen this place before. There’s a thick fog, a huge full moon, and endless rows of gravestones. There’s no sign of people and no ambient sound coming from birds and insects. As if time has stopped.
Ruggie: The place is really open, but there’s no wind. Something’s a bit strange about this silence. I kinda feel a chill down my spine.
Ortho: Chills? But there’s only a difference of 0.3 degree Celsius in temperature compared to Night Raven College.
Ruggie: Nah, this isn’t about the temperature. It’s more like it’s kinda creepy around here…
Ortho: Oh! You mean it’s eerie around here because of the graves? They do say that the living feels uncomfortable around a graveyard.
Riddle: That, and ghosts tend to gather around in a graveyard. However, the mana concentration is low in most grounds, so we are unable to witness their forms. You won’t be able to know if they’re present or not. Even if they are, you can’t see them. Fearing the existence of the invisible is what leads to a sense of avoidance. Anyways, it’s just your mind playing tricks on you.
Ruggie: Hmm, maybe…
Riddle: Still feeling uneasy? It’s surprising to see that you’re scared of graves. First of all, we’re students of Night Raven College, where ghosts are always haunting its grounds. Aren’t you used to them? Even if there’s any ghost around here, as long as they don’t suddenly spring out in front of you, there’s nothing to be afraid of!
Ghost: B O O ! ! !
Riddle: Ahhhhhhhhh— —!!! What an ill-mannered ghost! Look, you scared us!
Ruggie: But I jumped because of your scream though?!
Ortho: That ghost has a very old-fashioned hairstyle… It looks different from the ghosts at school.
Ruggie: Anyways, it’s a good time to ask for directions. Hey, excuse me—!
Ghost: …
Ruggie: Hey, that guy over there… No wait, that’s a ghost. Anyways, can you please tell us where we are right now?
Ghost: You’re… a “living” person?
Ruggie: Huh? Yeah, what about it…
Ghost: A LIVING PERSON! I FINALLY FOUND ONE~~!!
Ruggie: Uwahh. They’re attacking me?!
Riddle: You there! You suddenly surprised us, and now you attacked us… What do you think you’re doing?!
Ghost: “If you see living people, take every last one of them with you”… is what “that great person” ordered all of us ghosts.
Ortho: “That great person”? Who’s that?
Ghost: Hohoho! It is a secret. Besides, it is nothing that you need to know of. Even if you don’t want to, you still have to come with me!
Riddle: You suddenly jumped out and threatened us with that ridiculous attitude… You’ve got some nerve. I will make you regret challenging me to a fight!
*Battle Start*
2-2 Something sparkled?!!
The Other Dimension - Hollow Graveyard
Riddle: Flames, burn!
Ghost: Hiii! Hottt! It burns to the core of my soul~~!! Help me~~~!
Riddle: Hmph. They ran away already? They’re just all bark and no bite!
Ruggie: I mean, most people would have no choice but to turn their tail and run away if you go at them with all you’ve got.
Riddle: That ghost did say they were going to take us to “that great person”.
Ruggie: And that the ghosts were ordered to bring living people to them. It already smells like there’s an evil boss behind all this.
Riddle: I wanted to catch that ghost and interrogate them about it… But it’s as expected of a ghost to be so quick to disappear.
Ortho: …
Riddle: Ortho? Is there something wrong?
Ortho: Fog, full moon, grave, time, stopped, and a clear partition of a ghost… I’ve narrowed down to a few results after entering these keywords, and we’ve got a hit. It’s possible that this is their… the Land of the Ghosts!
Riddle/Ruggie: The Land of the Ghosts?!
Ruggie: So that means… the afterlife?! We’re here alive? In the land of the dead?!
Riddle: I see… Then it makes sense that the Enchanted mirror wouldn’t work. It doesn’t matter if it’s a magic tool, one cannot expect to be able to communicate through the afterlife.
Ruggie: This isn’t the time to reach a conclusion! How can you be so calm?! Ughhh, this is the worst. No matter how much it was for the sake of holidays, I shouldn’t have poked my head into trouble for no reason. Everything is meaningless without being alive…
*sparkle*
Ruggie: SOMETHING SPARKLED!!
Ortho: That was fast! I jumped off the ground so hard.
Riddle: I think you guys were quicker on your feet than when you were dodging the ghost’s attacks earlier.
Ruggie: What the… It’s just an old piece of mirror shard. I thought it was a coin or something.
Riddle: Well aren’t you the same as usual now… At least let me have a look at the thing you just picked up? Ah… I see why Ruggie would mistake this to be a coin. It’s only about the size of my thumb.
Ortho: I wonder if the ghost that ran away earlier dropped this.
Riddle: Hmm? There seems to be something else on the ground. It’s a piece of paper… No, wait! T-this is…!
Coffin summon quote: It’s the day of the year where it’s my birthday, huh. I sure hope I can spend today without any boredom.
Card reveal quote: Hey lil’ shrimpy, don’t you have something to say to me? But I’m already tired of hearing the same ol’ “Happy Birthday”.
Groovy: As for today’s celebration… I guess I’m somewhat satisfied—. Can I look forward to next year’s?
Home Setting: I’m gonna go and collect my presents.
Home Transition 1: Lookie, I got a pair of super red socks. Lil’ guppy gave me these as my present~ I wonder which shoes can I go with these socks.
Home Transition 2: I requested my dorm members to sing me a birthday song. Their rhythm was all over the place, it made me laughed
Home Transition 3: Azul said “Try not to go too far just because it’s your birthday.” That wasn’t very persuasive of him since he handed me this present.
Home Transition (Login Greeting): Hey lil’ shrimpy, do you wanna see my room? I can’t carry all these presents by myself so I’ll let you help me.
Home Transition (After Groovy): When lil’ mackerel was driving the magical wheel around the curve, we were cornering so hard that we’re scraping the ground. That got a perfect score for the thrill and it was super fun!
Home Tap 1: The birthday outfit was already decided for each dorm but we can pick any shoes for the outfit. I chose to wear sneakers but leather shoes might’ve been good too~
Home Tap 2: Lil’ sea urchin bought snacks for me~ He said he didn’t get anything for me so I had to bring him all the way to the store.
Home Tap 3: Senior beta fish gave me a stole and even taught me how to wear them in different styles… It’ll be great to use it to squeeze others.
Home Tap 4: You want something? If you’re here to congratulate me, go ahead, feel free to do it 2 or 3 times more.
Home Tap 5: Hmmm, you sure brought a fancy drink here. Not like I’m in the mood for it though.
Home Tap (Groovy): Jade and I took a picture of us covered in cream and sent it to our old man and mama. We got a pretty good reply from them.
Duo Magic:
Floyd: Birthdays are great, aren’t they, lil mackerel?
Deuce: I’ll celebrate it with all my might, senior Leech!
Birthday Login message: Thanks for to celebrating my birthday, lil shrimpyー Lookie, I got a ton of presents too. Huh? As if I forcibly nabbed this from others. There’s a trick to it, you see. I’ll let you in on it as a treat. Just say, “It’s my birthday today you know. You do have something to give me…right?” and everyone will have something for you so go ahead and try it out.
▼ Translations under the cut
Part 3
Octavinelle Dorm - Birthday Party Venue
Deuce: Then, onto the next question. “If you were to join a dorm aside from Octavinelle, which dorm would you choose? “
Floyd: If it’s a dorm besides Octavinelle, probably Savanaclaw. They go by the stronger the better. It’s so simple it’s great isn’t it? If there’s someone annoying, won’t they shut up once you show them your true strength?
Deuce: The quickest way to talk to each other is indeed through our fist.
Floyd: Ahah, it seems like you understand too. You would rather join Savanaclaw, don’t you, lil’ mackerel?
Deuce: Oh no, I do think that being in Heartslabyul is great.
Floyd: Eh~ For reals? I’ll get bored obeying those funky laws so I can’t handle it at all. I couldn’t care less about each and every mice behavior and I’ll eat whenever I’m hungry. Ah, but doesn’t it depends on the dorm leader on duty at that time whether or not to obey the laws? Then, if the Dark Mirror assigned me to Heartslabyul… Wouldn’t I have already squeezed lil’ goldfish tightly and become the dorm leader…?
Deuce: Don’t you think there’s no way that could happen? Please do not look down on our head.
Floyd: Ahaha~ Looks like you’ve been trained well. Speaking of discipline, Pomefiore might be just as bad~ Those dorm students over there moves and gathers around like sardines… It feels super cramped just by looking at it from the side. Not only is senior fighting fishie knowledgeable in makeup and clothing, he’s also strong, which I think is cool, but… If we’re in the same dorm together, I’d probably have to correct my posture, clothing and strength. Just thinking about it makes me avoid this option. Azul will warn me about those but I can do as I please as long as no one can see me.
Deuce: It’s true that dorm leader Rosehearts is strict about etiquette… but Pomefiore is one step above when it comes to clothing.
Floyd: They’re both pretty much the same to be. In the end, I’m the most comfortable in Octavinelle so it’s the best for me.
Deuce: That’s the end of the interview. The next thing would be…
Floyd: It’s time for the “Gift of Fortune”. Say lil’ mackerel, aren’t you afraid since it’s me we’re talking about?
Deuce: Not at all. Even if you’re my senior, I won’t hold back.
Floyd: I see, you got some nerves there. Good, come at me whenever you’re ready.
Deuce: Without holding back and any further ado,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLOYD LEECH!!!
▼ Translations under the cut
Part 2
Octavinelle Dorm - Birthday Party Venue
Deuce: Alright, let’s start the interview!
Floyd: Ok~ I’m in a good mood now so I’ll answer your questions.
Deuce: “If you were to choose from the Night Raven College student body, who would you like as a sibling?” However the student can not be from the same dorm as you… it seems.
Floyd: Hmnmm… Huh, A sibling other than Jade. I never thought about wanting more siblings… If it’s a younger brother, then lil’ crabby seems like a good pick.
Deuce: Lil’ crabby… I-Isn’t that Ace?!
Floyd: Yup. I mean, lil mackerel, didn’t you ask lil’ crabby for his opinion when you were picking out my present? Sometimes he would buy my favorite bread from the store, so he looks like he understands me quite a bit.
Deuce: *whispers to himself* Buying him a bread… That’s just senior Leech forcefully nabbing the bread from Ace…
Floyd: Huh, did you just say something?
Deuce: No, I didn’t say anything! But are you really sure for choosing him, he can’t say anything nice, lacks charm and is selfish though…
Floyd: I’m not even asking for a charming kid. Just because you’re siblings doesn’t mean you always have to stick around together. Lil’ crabby always goes into a passionate talk about shoes and clothes during our break time in the Basketball club.
Deuce: Hoh… He does talk about wanting new clothes and basketball shoes in the our dorm and classroom.
Floyd: Just a while back, we saw that they were having this limited edition basketball shoe and so I said with anticipation: “How I wish someone who give me these pair of shoes as my birthday present.”
Deuce: That’s… the first time I heard about this.
Floyd: What… how useless. If only he told you about something I want rather that something I like, that would be way better. Welp, that’s something lil’ crabby would do. He has the smarts but he’ll goof up at the final step. There was a teammate who performed a shabby pass during a basketball game a while ago. So I squeezed a ton of lemon juice into his sports drink, in hopes that he could release his willpower and determination. At that time, lil’ crabby passed by me and he asked with a grin on his face if I would pass it to him.
Deuce: That guy… can’t believe he would join in on a prank even during club activities.
Floyd: So I said it’s up to him and passed him the drink nonchalantly since it’s out of my hands now. And the prank was a huge success. After that, he looked at me with a face written with “What’s next?”. He expected me to follow him up with it, but I never made that promise with him. I mean, he did it all by himself, didn’t he?
Deuce: So what happened in the end?
Floyd: Coach lobster came back to see a fuss being kicked up, so he was sentence to 100 sit-ups. He screamed like a washed up grey seal. Those naïve parts of lil’ crabby is what makes him interesting. So I think he would be great as a younger brother. I definitely don’t want to be brothers with a boring guy.
▼ Translations under the cut
Part 1
Octavinelle Dorm - Birthday Party Venue
Floyd: Ahhh.. I’m so hungry. I have to go to the party venue now, seems like they prepared takoyaki today. Ahh well, I heard that the presenter chosen by the “Magical Birthday Dice” will bring good fortune… It would be great if something fun happens… like someone suuuper interesting will come, or receiving a rare gift.
???: Excuse me. I came here for the interview. I, Deuce Spade, will serve you as your presenter. Happy Birthday, senior Leech!
Floyd: Huh, what…. so it’s lil’ mackerel…
Deuce: It seems like senior Leech isn’t quite happy… No, it’s more like he’s tension suddenly dropped…
Floyd: Cause it feels like I drew a blank… You look like you’ll pick out a normal present… Well, gotta accept what’s given… Come on and hand it over.
Deuce: Here you go… I’m not sure if you’ll like it but it took a lot of careful considerations before picking it for you…
Floyd: Huh? What’s this flimsy envelope? Is it some gift vouchers? It’s gonna be hella funny if it’s a letter for me.
Deuce: No way! If you have anything to say, open it up first before you do it.
Floyd: Yeah yeah, let me see~~…
*opens envelope*
Floyd: It’s a ticket for “Tag along on a drive on the Magical Wheel”? Magical Wheel… Isn’t that the nautilus shell-like thing that you guys ride on land? Hah, this is really amusing. You’re really a small fry. Hey lil’ mackerel, didn’t you say this present took a lot of your considerations?
Deuce: Uhhh, yes… Ace said that you really like amusing things, so… That’s why I decided to give you a drive on the Magical Wheel, since it’s something I find the funnest.
Floyd: Huh~~. I never rode a MagiWheel before, is it that fun?
Deuce: Of course! To enjoy the scenery flowing by and to be able to feel like the wind… It feels really good!
Floyd: Though I’ve never seen that vehicle reaching to a speed that fast… But if it’s true, it does sound fun. I might wanna try this MagiWheel asap.
Deuce: There’s the party after this interview, so we can’t go on a ride after this. But if there’s a day where you’re free from any appointments, you can hope on behind me and we’ll go for a ride. I’ve already found a good route for this.
Floyd: I see. So I can have you bring me on a MagiWheel ride “whenever and no matter what” huh~
Deuce: EH?!
Floyd: I mean, it says here on the ticket that “Tag along on a drive on the Magical Wheel” . Basic terms and conditions such as “one time use” or “validity period” are nowhere to be found on the ticket. Not to mention, it never says it only applies to the person who receives it… I might as well lend this to Jade~ He’s also Senior Leech to you, you know?
Deuce: Uwegh… I-I never thought about that far when I made that ticket…
Floyd: You have to be careful when making documents, you know. This ticket is still a form of contract too.
Deuce: Fine… The fault lies in me this time… I’ll bring you along for a drive, be it 2 or even 3 times! I’d be glad if you got hooked on Magical Wheels.
Floyd: Ahah, you really said it, lil’ mackerel. You better not regret those words, you know? Anyways, I’m looking forward to our first drive~
