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afloweroutofstone:

Dolly Parton has mostly kept quiet about her obviously-leftish political views for decades so as to avoid alienating country audiences, which makes it all the funnier that her sister’s entire Twitter presence is just stuff like

vintelly:

so how about that new pokemon trailer huh

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

shittycryptids:

the Austrich. it’s like an ostrich, but Australian

shittycryptids:

A cartoon parrot voiced by a real parrot. 

shittycryptids:

Jwanye (the scissors) Dohnson

Nosnhoj (the Paper) Eynawd

deanu:

shittycryptids:

Oklahoma, but the panhandle keeps going

theyreally wanted some beachside property

francisforever:

francisforever:

francisforever:

francisforever:

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

happy pride month bisexuals

fishychips:

Moths. Feathers. Moths with feathers*!!

*These feathers are brought to you by CONVERGENT EVOLUTION!

So, here’s the Alucitidae Family!! Commonly known as the many-plumed moths!! (Note, there’s also just plume moths, in the Pterophoridaefamily,but I wanted to talk about these ones today)

Their wings are really something else! Each wing is made up of about 6 flexible spines from which bristles (similar to the barbs of bird feathers) project laterally forming feathers! There are about 200 species known, they are pretty small, the wingspan of adults ranging from 7-28mm. They are distributed in temperate and subtropical regions worldwide and, not surprisingly, are mostly nocturnal and some crepuscular. Their larvae tunnel through the leaves and buds of various shrubs, the larvae of the type species for example, Alucita hexadactyla (pictured above as adult, as larva below), feeds on honeysuckle!


The orange head of a many-plume moth larva emerging from a honeysuckle bud by eating through it from the inside.ALT

Also as a little fun fact, until 2004 there was only one species of many-plumed moth known to live in North America, A. montana (lowest photo)which was by the way mistaken to be the same as the European type species I talked above, since then however, two more species have been discovered by Bernard and Jean-François Landry, A. adriendenisi (left) and A. lalannei (right)!

Mothman’s fashionable brother.

bonersquat:

generation-fucked-nostalgia:

generation-fucked-nostalgia:

Thinking about… wooden wiggly snake

h…h  e…

this thing was a fucking trick. hey kid u like snakes well i hope u like getting the fuck pinched out of you also

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

geniusoflove:

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

francesderwent:

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

worldhammerer-old:

imagining a guy who counts the mold growing in his apartment as a houseplant

thyrell:

“hyperpop would kill a victorian child” “mountain dew would kill a medieval peasant” well i think cavemen would absolutely love mukbang videos. couldnt we use more joy in the world. coulent we use more kindness in the world

aberrantshrink:

barbiedreamghoul:

barbiedreamghoul:

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

image ID: screenshot of tags reading, “#what are my guilty pleasures if not middle school hyperfixations persisting”. /end ID

imlizy:

tunnelsaints:

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man

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