#emmett

the silly little bozos getting up to mischief…

anotherboyprince:

Emmet, singlehandedly keeping the peace in the family for like seventy years straight

writing-prompt-s:

Your new high school history teacher is not what he seems. He makes constant jokes about having met historical figures in the past, he drinks “coffee” that doesn’t smell like coffee and you’re pretty sure you’ve seen his eyes glow once. You try to find out exactly what he is.

Emmett: Now just hear me out—

Carlisle:No.

Emmett: YOU always get to have a real job!

Carlisle:NO.

I never thought I’d be the kind of woman who would get emotional as their baby slowly grew… BUT HERE WE ARE. Realizing Emmett has outgrown his coming home from the hospital dino jams nearly broke me being a stay at home mom and raising this little squirt for the past 6 weeks has been the HARDEST thing I’ve ever done. Some days I don’t understand the “reward”… and then when I look at this nugget, happy & healthy, I understand. This love truly is unconditional

twilightrenaissanceshallrise:

bellscullen:

your first time meeting your boyfriend’s vampire brother and he waves a knife at you

Emmett is certainly toiling.

Thanks for the prompt @stabeyebrow

Me : making fun of @stabeyebrow for liking the Trainmen.

Also me :

me watching jacob imprint on ratatouille like:

The Volturi interrogating a criminal vampire:

Vampire: *tells lie*

Millenial Vampires: Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying—hmmmohmygod

worldhammerer-old:

imagining a guy who counts the mold growing in his apartment as a houseplant

Sketches from the WWI Call of Cthulhu one-shot that the server had!

Deathwish was literally the first PC to die, which was the price I chose to pay in order to play a wizard.

Emmett survived, but he’s definitely cracked and has developed a fixation with fire.

If given the chance, I am going to bring Emmett back, somehow.

Figuring out Emmett’s scarring. He lost a nip in the war.

bigfootswashingmachine:

‘bear in mind’ well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc