The best art IS interactive.

She’s been trying to drop casual hints that maybe I should show my statue to friends, suggesting without actually suggesting it, and maybe I will… but first I want to break that composure… I know she orgasms, but I want her to make her do it loudly enough to break character at least once.  Or failing that, I’ll unveil my new pregnant slave girl statue. 

Sometimes that’s all that’s required,

Usually I take someone else’s pictures and add my own story, it’s rare that I just post someone else’s stuff.  Well this video I couldn’t just take pictures from and make captions, it was so good on its own that I couldn’t improve it.  Okay, I probably could, if I was the director on set, stress the family relationship a bit more during the sex, cut down on some of the repeated sex-talk, but, still.  This is my favorite Easter-themed porn video ever and possibly in my top few porn videos ever, hot as fuck and funny to boot, from beginning to end.  “Bye Uncle Mitch."  So, to close off my day of April Fools and Easter captions, I’ll just share the video as is. 

Irish all nieces were this considerate! 

And hey, after how she helped celebrate Valentine’s, maybe family’s already on the way. 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, though, everyone, mini holiday flood, mostly reblogs, just this and one other new pic. 

Quick, to google!  I mean, you always want to show support for what you’re passionate about!

Thinking of making these lunches a weekly thing.  Maybe with take-out, though.

I approve of teaching a niece doggy-style.

I think she just needs one more package. 

They are pretty frustrating.

Raiding Uncle’s fridge could make your belly big if you do it too much. 

Now that I think about it, this caption would actually make a pretty good Niece-to-Uncle Valentine’s Day card all on its own!

Now that you mention it I have to give everyone three orgasms before they leave. 

Yes, please! 

Remember, the essence of a good scientific experiment is repeatability. 

Weird Wincest #9: Unexpected Perks of the Zombie Apocalypse

Seriously, if you had to hole up with a relative because the hordes of undead were roaming the streets, at first it’d be horrifying and depressing, but sooner or later, you’d get horny and realize that society’s rules don’t apply.

And if you join another group of survivors, the chances that they know you’re related are pretty slim.

Btw, yes, that is a zombie shuffling towards them in the background.  What, you thought she was making it up?

It’s always the quiet ones.

Gotta appreciate a girl who knows what she wants.  Though she could just ask. 

I never can pass up a bargain.