#urinate

UroDisco, State of the World Address:We’re not sure if actuallyeverybodydoes it but way more people than talk about it, yes, Sarah! (And, well, everybody pees all the time…)

When you get caught in the public restroom with your tighty whities sticking out again, so as a lesson you get pantsed and strung up at the urinal you just used to be a pathetic decoration for a real man to come and humiliate full 3 min vid on OF

Second desperation felt like it’d be easier than expected. I was hovering at that really yummy level of desperation where everything is tingly and perfect, but within 3 minutes, that changed. I was back to aching, my body doubling over with desperation. I had to go into the kitchen for a moment, too, and nearly burst in my briefs when I bent down to pick up a napkin I dropped. I yelped and whimpered, rocking back and forth. I ran for my now empty Gatorade bottle and shot half a bottle’s worth of piss into it, then forced myself to stop. Still desperate, I dumped the contents down the sink and threw away the bottle. 

Using it took the edge off again, but this evening has been a constant cycle of getting desperate, only peeing a little, getting desperate again, and only peeing a tiny bit. I love it!