Episodes 1-3 of Arcane basically

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I’m OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean… it’s a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: …I’m pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn’t Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That’s why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I’ll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I’m going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

VANDER MY LOVE….. hes so fine and for why. to die(?) after 3 episodes

more arcane vday cards except they get worse as you go along

bet im gonna make you hate me this vday :))

Vander/Silco - Being Dads