Fanfic writers: if you need to get Aziraphale from his bookshop to Crowley’s flat in about 8 to 10 minutes, this is an option. I’m sure it wouldn’t dare rip him off. Loud music is played at all times, so you can use that: leopard prints, feathers, fairy lights, etc., vary wildly. They are veryannoying and mildly dangerous, so I wouldn’t put it past Crowley to summon one, either, for a suitable occasion.
