Things from TMNT Bayverse That NO ONE Talks About and Should Talk About

- Raph CANNONICALLY lets April call him “Raphie” as a pet name. He also calls April’s wasabi peas “O’Niel’s Rabbit Food”.

- Master Splinter is a Lionel Richie fan. Also the song Mikey sings to April at the end of the first movie is called “Happy Together” by a band called The Turtles.

- Donnie cannonically has a crush on April. April cannonically doesn’t notice Donnie’s said crush on her.

- It’s been 5 years and Mikey still probably doesn’t understand the end of Lost.

- Raph is a Vin Disel fan (aren’t we all) and is afraid of heights. Poor boy belongs on the ground.

- Mikey has a LITERAL hoverboard. Like LITERALLY. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I NEED TO KNOW.

- Tiny Leo used to cut pizza with his katanas.

- Raph is pretty good at sculpting. He’s also really good at knitting. He’s an arts and crafts nerd no one can convince me otherwise.

- In a deleted scene, Casey asked April to kiss him. Sure it was to somehow “distract” Vincent so that she wouldn’t notice him??? How does that work?

- Michael Bay literally almost made the turtles aliens and the fandom almost threw hands with his bitch ass. (I hate him, but I love him too)

- Bebop and Rocksteady’s first reaction upon becoming mutants was to check their manhood’s size. Literally.

- Correct me if I’m wrong, but we still don’t know if Sax is dead or not.

- There is a banned pickle commercial in Germany (I think maybe) about Raph’s dick that no one really talks about for some reason.

- How did Raph and Leo get their scars on their face? (Raph has a scar on his eye and Leo has a scar on his cheek)

- Vern LITERALLY sold BAGS OF HIS AIR LIKE WTF VERN YOU LITTLE BITCH.

- Donnie still snorts when he laughs, we forgot about this and the fact we forgot makes me really sad.

- Casey literally beat up the Allstate insurance disaster guy in a bar.

- There a Bumblebee reference in the second movie.

- Donnie wears a retainer and drinks Asian soda.

- April had a roommate, who probably moved out because everyone thought she was batshit crazy.

- Megan Fox (who I’m TOTALLY GAY FOR) was nominated for “Worst Supporting Actress” for her role in both movies (I HATE THAT I STAN ONE QUEEN AND ITS MEGAN FOX MEGAN MARRY ME PLEASE).

- Raph has only seen Batman once.

- The only two turtles we’ve seen without a mask are Mikey and Leo. (We saw Leo in a flashback and Mikey on the rooftop).

- There’s a hip hop Christmas album that I NEED TO HEAR.

- The turtles call Splinter “Dad”.

- Karai has GREAT cheek bones.

- Lil’ Mikey has seen a murder take place through the sewers.

- Most of the NYPD now knows about the turtles.

- There’s several references to the movie in the 2012 series. Mikey mentions that he met Megan Fox on a rooftop. Mikey also tries to recreate the elevator scene, only to be punched by Raph.

- In a deleted scene April meets the chick who played April in the 90’s movies.

- And most importantly, some people say a third movie IS IN DEVELOPMENT!!!

TMNT (Bayverse) Playing “The Floor is Lava”

Leo: Training?? Kinda roughhouses with Raph until he moves on to fight Mikey. Main strategy is to just stay on one couch and defend it. Ends up falling after April and Raph get to him. Gets up to go hang out with Splinter.

Raph: Going to win at all costs. Pushes Mikey off just to spite him, ends up chilling with April. April and Raph are the ultimate team up. Is about to push April off to win but ends up throwing hands with Casey. Falls with Casey to his death.

Donnie: Uses math to figure out the best trajectory to hit people with pillows. Is truced with April. Ends up falling after Leo nudges him when he’s too busy figuring out a way to beat Casey.

Mikey: Probably suggested they play. Drags April into the game and insists on “protecting her”. Falls after Raph roundhouse kicks him off the couch. Is jealous that April teamed up with Raph.

April: Doesn’t really want to play, gets dragged in by Mikey. More fun than she imagined. Ends up teaming up with Raph after Mikey falls. Ends up winning because Raph is pushed off by Casey.

Casey: He’s NOT losing this game. Goes in with killing intent. Kinda wants to show off for April. Definitely pushes off Vern. Doesn’t realize April is playing until Raph is about to gently pick her up and set her on the ground push her off. Throws hands with Raph to the death.

Vern: Definitely doesn’t want to play, like at all. Only plays because Casey intimidated him into playing. Just tries to dodge everything. Is first to fall off. Pretends he got Leo and Donnie out (yeah right)

Splinter: Is pleased everyone is getting along. Not-so-secretly rooting for April. Treats everyone to pizza afterwards.