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Things from TMNT Bayverse That NO ONE Talks About and Should Talk About
- Raph CANNONICALLY lets April call him “Raphie” as a pet name. He also calls April’s wasabi peas “O’Niel’s Rabbit Food”.
- Master Splinter is a Lionel Richie fan. Also the song Mikey sings to April at the end of the first movie is called “Happy Together” by a band called The Turtles.
- Donnie cannonically has a crush on April. April cannonically doesn’t notice Donnie’s said crush on her.
- It’s been 5 years and Mikey still probably doesn’t understand the end of Lost.
- Raph is a Vin Disel fan (aren’t we all) and is afraid of heights. Poor boy belongs on the ground.
- Mikey has a LITERAL hoverboard. Like LITERALLY. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I NEED TO KNOW.
- Tiny Leo used to cut pizza with his katanas.
- Raph is pretty good at sculpting. He’s also really good at knitting. He’s an arts and crafts nerd no one can convince me otherwise.
- In a deleted scene, Casey asked April to kiss him. Sure it was to somehow “distract” Vincent so that she wouldn’t notice him??? How does that work?
- Michael Bay literally almost made the turtles aliens and the fandom almost threw hands with his bitch ass. (I hate him, but I love him too)
- Bebop and Rocksteady’s first reaction upon becoming mutants was to check their manhood’s size. Literally.
- Correct me if I’m wrong, but we still don’t know if Sax is dead or not.
- There is a banned pickle commercial in Germany (I think maybe) about Raph’s dick that no one really talks about for some reason.
- How did Raph and Leo get their scars on their face? (Raph has a scar on his eye and Leo has a scar on his cheek)
- Vern LITERALLY sold BAGS OF HIS AIR LIKE WTF VERN YOU LITTLE BITCH.
- Donnie still snorts when he laughs, we forgot about this and the fact we forgot makes me really sad.
- Casey literally beat up the Allstate insurance disaster guy in a bar.
- There a Bumblebee reference in the second movie.
- Donnie wears a retainer and drinks Asian soda.
- April had a roommate, who probably moved out because everyone thought she was batshit crazy.
- Megan Fox (who I’m TOTALLY GAY FOR) was nominated for “Worst Supporting Actress” for her role in both movies (I HATE THAT I STAN ONE QUEEN AND ITS MEGAN FOX MEGAN MARRY ME PLEASE).
- Raph has only seen Batman once.
- The only two turtles we’ve seen without a mask are Mikey and Leo. (We saw Leo in a flashback and Mikey on the rooftop).
- There’s a hip hop Christmas album that I NEED TO HEAR.
- The turtles call Splinter “Dad”.
- Karai has GREAT cheek bones.
- Lil’ Mikey has seen a murder take place through the sewers.
- Most of the NYPD now knows about the turtles.
- There’s several references to the movie in the 2012 series. Mikey mentions that he met Megan Fox on a rooftop. Mikey also tries to recreate the elevator scene, only to be punched by Raph.
- In a deleted scene April meets the chick who played April in the 90’s movies.
- And most importantly, some people say a third movie IS IN DEVELOPMENT!!!