a friend of mine was having trouble with a character of hers, he was middle-aged but looked too young, so she came to me for help. i’m something of a middle-aged-man-fan so i whipped up this quick thing to help her out. it might be useful to somebody out there so i’ll share it here too!
NOTE: one type of fold will rarely appear on its own - they interact with each other quite a bit! for example, spiral folds might define the outline of a pant leg, while the interior folds might be zig-zag folds.
i’m trying to re-learn how to draw clothing, so i made this little guide to the most common shapes of folds that appear. hope it helps someone else too!
안녕하세요! Hey everyone! I have a fun little vocab post for y’all to show how to say “still” and “already.” These are really useful words so I hope this post is helpful! I also posted this on my Instagram, so go follow me there for more content like this (link at the end of this post)! I used Canva to design this btw :) 화이팅!
A comic about the spectrum of responses to stress - we talk alot about the more extreme ends of this and trauma, but the more subtle and every day responses can be harder to spot. if we can understand our own and other’s responses better, problems Are easier to confront and blaming is less likely to happen :) hope it’s helpful!!
obviously take this list with a grain of salt, as im just one man, and i certainly have my biases. and even if something is in the “not worth it” section, if something about it intrigues you, feel free to totally ignore my advice! sometimes the best evenings come from watching reportedly terrible films, and one of my favorite Henry Cavill movies was summarily panned by critics and audiences alike. that being said, let’s start with the stuff i didnt like.
NOT WORTH IT:
Red Riding Hood
—-> Available for free on youtube, and yet still not worth your time. Poorly made, often unsettling, with bad music (in a musical of all things) and children forced into racist caricatures. Very funny if you want to watch Henry Cavill suck on a lollipop and get punched by a farting werewolf, however.
Vendetta (A.K.A. Laguna, A.K.A. Hotel Laguna)
—-> Technically semi-competent… I suppose it’s a mob movie? Also his film debut! But it’s largely boring, and the entire film hinges on a sexual relationship between teenage Cavill and an older woman. Genuinely and deeply uncomfortable when she fondles his bare chest, and it’s inescapable how much he LOOKS like a child in this film. If I never see a teen that young kiss an adult again, it’ll be far too soon. *shivers in disgust*
Sand Castle
—-> A war movie, and not a very good one. While I commend it for its attempts at an anti-war message (a very “why are we even over there” vibe), that doesn’t make the movie less boring or more watchable. Those who love war movies didn’t like it, and it wasn’t anti-war enough to seduce the likes of me.
The Tudors (TV)
—-> I think my mom summed it up perfectly when she said, in reference to her attempts to sit through season 1 and questions of why she bothered, “there was less on TV back then.” (She never made it into season 2, by the way.) It’s like the other historical dramas of it’s ilk, so if you go crazy for those feel free to give it a shot, but even among its peers it’s kind of not great. From the era where showtime really was putting an eye-rolling amount of sex in their shows, so get ready to be accused of watching soft-core porno on the family television like I was.
That being said, a lot of the sex scenes are Cavill’s, so if that’s your poison, this show’ll keep you well fed.
Night Hunter (A.K.A. Noctis)
—-> Apocalyptically terrible writing and editing. The performances the cast gave weren’t bad, and the camera work itself looked plenty nice, but anything good to be said about the film is dragged down by the foundation itself being utterly rotted. Maybe good to put on to mock… when you aren’t confused or bored to tears.
Hellraiser: Hellworld
—-> It breaks my heart to say it, because I did find joy in this odd little film, but it’s so genuinely bad that I would be a liar to place it anywhere else on the list. Campy and fun in places, but largely just boring, slow, confusing, and BAD. Not a real Hellraiser movie, not enough gore to appease horror fans, not meta enough to be meaningful while still being so meta it drags you out of the story. Genuinely the ending doesn’t make sense.
If you’re wildly in love with Henry Cavill, you’ll love Mike. I love when he gets hooked in the chest and dies, the “sweet cheeks?” line is iconic, his zombie look is adorable. I’m getting a tattoo of the meat hook from this movie.
Do not watch it.
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MAYBE? I GUESS? I’M NOT YOUR DAD, I CAN’T CONTROL YOU:
Immortals
—-> Some technically interesting work here, some nice fight choreography, and a unique visual style to the film. And yet it has such a blandness of performance across the board for all its actors, and such a confused and thoroughly Christian approach to what was supposed to be a story about greek myth, I could never recommend it to anyone. (Since when does Zeus “not interfere” in the lives of humans???) Just enough style points to eek it’s way out of the “no” pile.
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
—-> Billing itself as an alternative to Romeo and Juliet, I mostly found the film to be boring, and I thought James Franco was a bland, boring lead. Other performances in the film were good (especially Rufus Sewell as Marke and Sophia Myles as Isolde), the movie looked fine, it just… was boring. Watch if you’re an absolute sucker for this kind of period drama, otherwise skip it.
I Capture the Castle
—-> I was deeply unkind to this film when I watched it. I didn’t exactly go into it expecting to have a good time or with much of an open mind, which potentially colored my experience. I… didn’t have a good time watching it, to be frank. But perhaps if you go into it with a kinder outlook, you’d enjoy it more. A film about love’s many forms, how it often hurts us, and it’s utterly illogical nature. If you bother watching it, I hope it’s kinder to you than it was to me. Perhaps you’ll even agree to walk with it through the bluebells, who knows?
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DEFINITELY WORTH IT:
Stardust
—-> Not really “a Henry Cavill movie”, as he’s only in it for a few minutes, but the film is an exceedingly fun fantasy romp that’s well worth your time. It’s something of a cult classic for a reason.
Count of Monte Cristo
—-> Excellent adaptation of an old classic, delightful watch. Cavill as Albert was wonderful, Jim Caviezel as Edmond was fantastic, and the ending made me genuinely gasp and sit on the edge of my seat. I didn’t expect to love it, and yet I absolutely do!
The Cold Light of Day
—-> Nothing mindblowing, and Sigourney Weaver + Bruce Willis give shamefully bad performances. And yet, Cavill is a charismatic lead, the chase sequences appropriately thrilling, and it’s overall a perfectly servicable action movie. Grab some popcorn and make a movie night of it, IMO.
Blood Creek
—-> Another perfectly servicable film. Not blowing any minds, but fun while it’s on. Unfortunately, the plot relies heavily on Nazi mysticism (a personal pet peeve of mine), and some of the CGI leaves something to be desired. But still, at its heart it manages to be a very fun horror flick, if you’re into cheap horror like me.
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
—-> This is… a flawed movie. And it’s extremely hard to recommend when Armie Hammer is so unintentionally frightening in his role as Illya. And yet, the intro sequence is so FUN, Cavill as a thief is so delightful, I’d be remiss not to recommend it. Fun little spy romp!
Mission Impossible: Fallout
—-> It is a Mission Impossible movie. Not much more to say, you either love them or hate them, but they know EXACTLY what they’re doing, and they have it down to a science.
Enola Holmes
—-> A great time all around! Go into it expecting it to skew for younger audiences, and you’ll have an absolute blast. 13 year old me would kill to watch this movie. Millie Bobby Brown was great as Enola, and her relationship with Cavill’s Sherlock genuinely tugged at my heart, because I am deep down a huge sap.
Lynley Mysteries & Midsomer Murders (TV)
—-> Lumping these two together, as they’re both one-off episodes of long-running, competently made, british police procedurals. The episodes are definitely worth a watch, though I can’t speak to either series as a whole.
The Witcher (TV)
—-> Obviously divisive among long standing fans of the series, and not without its flaws (S2E2, jfc), but ultimately for all my bitching, I’m a TWN stan, and Henry Cavill’s Geralt owns my heart. Also probably the reason you’re reading this list, so I don’t feel the need to expand all that much.
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YES, THE DC MOVIES GET THEIR OWN HEADING:
-> *long, beleaguered sigh*
-> ok so, like. ok. how much do you like superhero movies? how much of your life are you willing to devote to a zack snyder production that spent half the time setting up plot threads for a large expanded universe that the execs very suddenly pulled the plug on? how little do you love yourself.
-> jokes aside there are redeeming qualities in these films, and if you really love the characters i’m certain you’ll find value in some of them.
Man of Steel
—-> Despite my very real and present complaints about odd tone, too much illogical lip service paid to the armed forces, a runtime that makes me want to start throwing punches (Just skip the first 20 minutes exactly. They do not matter. They do not add anything), a sterility to the script, and lack of care or acknowledgement given to civilian lives (something at the heart of superman and present in THE AVENGERS, so to do worse than the avengers is pretty egregious)… IT’S STILL a decently fun and entirely servicable (apologies to Mr. Cavill for how many times I use that word in reference to his films) superhero movie. I like Cavill’s Clark Kent! I like his little bouncy curls, and I like how much he loves his momma. Superman is fun! He’s my friend. MoS worth it, if you can find it in your heart to spare 2 and a half hours for it.
—-> VERDICT: WORTH IT
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition
—-> Don’t bother watching anything other than the Ultimate Edition. It’s the only one you’ll find half the time you’re looking for the film, anyway. This film, to me, is the sink or swim moment. Tooth-grindingly long, and more of what you got in Man of Steel. It’s– ok, I didn’t like the Christ allegory, but that’s also blatantly Zack Snyder’s entire thing wrt Superman, so I can’t blame the movie for being exactly what it said it was. If you can get through this movie and enjoy it, then the rest of the DCEU films will be a breeze, and you’re now officially A Fan. If this movie is a slog that makes you wanna die, do not bother with any other DCEU films, this is the point where they’re officially Not Your Thing (said with affection, not derision). Despite all my complaints, Superman is my best friend and I think about this movie constantly. Wonder Woman is the best. Clark STILL loves his mom(yay!!!). The fact they decided to tackle doomsday+the death of superman as their plotline for this movie is so fascinating to me that I’m giving them points for sheer audacity.
—-> VERDICT: WORTH IT, KIND OF, BUT FEEL FREE TO TURN IT OFF AND NEVER WATCH A DCEU MOVIE AGAIN
Justice League (Joss Whedon’s Cut)
—-> *rubbing my temples* Everything within me screams to tell you not to watch this abomination of a film, because of Joss Whedon’s obvious and blatant racism and sexism, but it is admittedly much shorter and a bit easier to follow if you’re not a fan of Snyder’s style or you’re not a big comic book person. Whedon made reshoot decisions that removed the black character Victor Stone, A.K.A. Cyborg, from prominence in the plot. He was arguably the(or at least a) main character in Snyder’s version, and Whedon cut his scenes extensively, and then added extra scenes to make Batman the protagonist instead. Not to mention adding in scenes of a slightly sexual nature that Gal Gadot(Wonder Woman’s actress) refused to film, which he then got a body double for and digitally added her face in post. BUT!!! But. I must admit. 2 and a half hours versus 4 and a half hours is an appealing cut-back in length, and some people find it difficult to follow Snyder’s exposition-heavy style. Plus there are a few added scenes of Superman which are genuinely adorable, if very short. If you’re a fanatic, watch both. If you just want to watch one version… Well, I would recommend Snyder’s, but weigh the pros and cons for yourself.
—-> VERDICT: WATCH IT IF YOU 1) LIKE DC FILMS BUT 2) AREN’T THAT INVESTED, AND 3) ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SHORTER OR PERHAPS EASIER TO FOLLOW. IF NONE OF THOSE CONDITIONS APPLY, DON’T WATCH.
Justice League (Zack Snyder’s Cut. Also knows as “Zack Snyder’s Justice League”)
—-> Genuinely unforgivably long. Zack Snyder, I don’t forgive you for the length of this movie. AND YET I personally had a total blast with it. Coming hot off the heels of Whedon’s cut, seeing Cyborg more fully fleshed out was like a dream come true, and some of Whedon’s trademark ‘humor’(which these days I find grating) is thankfully lacking. I personally find it to be a better movie, a better showcase of the characters, and all around more fun, but I had also innoculated myself against the strain of long Zack Snyder superhero movies by doing marathons of his other DC films before diving into this one. Also the film has a lot of references to future plotlines which will never fully make sense, because they were sequel set-ups for movies that never got made. Those parts are… hard to sit through, whether because of confusion/boredom or the heartbreak of knowing you’ll never get to see that movie which doesn’t exist(depending on your emotional investment). For some reason this film is split up into like 5 or more different “chapters”, and I theorize that you could watch one chapter a day like it’s an episode of television if you need to not watch it all in one sitting, and you might get a better experience out of it that way. Superman is here and he’s still my friend! He still loves his ma soooo much! There’s a super fun scene with his heat vision!! Wonder Woman and Cyborg and The Flash and Aquaman are here!
—-> VERDICT: THIS IS THE VERSION I RECOMMEND IF YOU’RE SOLD ON WATCHING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, BUT I WOULDN’T BEGRUDGE YOU IF THE RUNTIME SCARED YOU AWAY. WEIGH THE PROS AND CONS BETWEEN THIS AND WHEDON’S CUT, AND WATCH WHAT WORKS FOR YOU. AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE DC MOVIES PLEASE DON’T MAKE YOURSELF WATCH THIS.
Zack Snyder’s Justice League: Justice Is Gray
—-> Literally just Zack Snyder’s cut of the Justice League, but in black and white.
—-> VERDICT: PLEASE DEAR GOD DON’T WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE ALREADY WATCHED THE OTHER ONE. IT ISN’T WORTH IT. DON’T SPEND FOUR HOURS OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE ON “THE SAME MOVIE BUT IT’S BLACK AND WHITE NOW”
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CHEAT FILMS:
I must admit that, despite saying I’ve watched “everything” Cavill’s ever made, I’ve only seen clips of his performance for the following two films.
In Goodbye, Mr. Chips, he only has a 5 minute apperance. It seems a good enough movie, I suppose, but I couldn’t bring myself to sit through hours of TV movie for 5 minutes of Cavill, especially not when his scene has been politely uploaded to youtube. His scene was moving, despite the fact I experienced it completely disconnected from the rest of the film, so make of that what you will.
Whatever Works is a Woody Allen film. I was so ideologically and stringently against Woody Allen films for so long that I couldn’t find it in myself to start watching one of his movies now. (Plus all the reviews say the movie was horrible, even from long-time fans.) Henry Cavill as Randy was a delight, however, so perhaps give it a chance if you watch Woody Allen movies! (Maybe someday I’ll even cave and watch the whole thing myself.)
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…phew! ok, that’s everything, i think.
feel free to disagree on any of my placements. also feel free to watch night hunter and then come yell in my inbox about how it sucked, because i am constantly shouting into the ether about it and no one understands my pain.
i hope this is helpful for anyone interested in watching some hcav movies but not sure where to start… i suppose i am now some sort of authority on the matter, though i didnt intend to become one lmao.
im very excited for his upcoming roles, both in the romance The Rosie Project, and in the rumored Highlander film. not to mention an Enola Holmes sequel (!!!) and….. Argylle, which i will make myself watch because i am now committed. hopefully i can find some way to distract myself from his truly terrible hair… though i never would’ve started my marathon if i hadn’t been disgusted by his haircut in Argylle, and then immediately wanted to see him as a spy with GOOD hair. so i suppose i have to thank it, which i will do by sitting through the whole movie. thank you and you’re welcome, mr. cavill
if anyone likes this enough or cares, i can update it to include more henry cavill movies as they come out! <3
Thank you Shawn for this public service. I audibly snorted when I read the bit about the farting werewolf.
At the time that I watched TWN, I had not seen Cavill in anything else, so I was curious to see his acting in other things. And I’m so grateful for the completists who watch EVERYTHING for an actor and are willing to write it up.
Now I’ve seen Man from UNCLE, Enola Holmes, and Man of Steel and I pretty much agree with everything you said. My takes:
Man from UNCLE: super fun spy romp. Yes, there are some things you don’t want to think too hard about. But it is ultimately about how friendship is more important than patriotism, which is a message I’m all about.
Enola Holmes: agreed. I would have killed to watch this at 13yo. Millie is such a star. And Henry had curly hair.
Man of Steel: I was SO SHOCKED to realize that I had literally never consumed any Superman media of any kind. I could tell you his whole life story from cultural osmosis! So I was literally like…no I’m sure I’ve seen or read something. But then I read a list of Superman media and nope! Nada.
I thought it was fun and I was extremely attracted to Amy Adams as a smarty pants journalist in a sweater and a pencil skirt. But that’s probably not relevant information And yeah he loves his mama which I loved just as much as you did.
I’ll also try Stardust and Count of Monte Cristo, so thanks for those recs.
I’ve got a lot of questions about this during my Art Center time, so I drew it ! This system came from when I had to manage my time during art high school (8am-5pm everyday) with 2 waitress jobs. Everybody has different working method, but I will be more than happy if anyone gets new idea from it !
