#vlad king
look at him. he’s beautiful.
~appreciation post for my man vlad king (who doesn’t get enough attention)~
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Monster Castle
a@backupsquadbang submission, with story art by @spittyfishy and the poster below by @displayjae
Heroes!
Aizawa: Oh great. What’s your problem?
Vlad King: You were assigned to substitute for me yesterday while I was sick.
Aizawa: Yeah? So? I did. So what’s your damn problem?
Vlad King: It’s HOW you substituted is my problem!
*FLASHBACK*
Aizawa, tired as ever: Okay, class. I am Eraserhead, your substitute teacher, but you all will call me Mister Aizawa. *sips from gel packet* Oh don’t. I don’t really give a shit.
Class 1-B:????????
Aizawa, grabbing papers: So today we are going to be learning about— *squints at papers*…..oh hell no, that shits boring. *tosses papers in trash*
Class 1-B:????????
Aizawa, sighing: Okay, let’s see. How can I distract you brats for an entire hour? Hmm, let’s see…….*sips gel packet*…….OH! I know. Th first one to make Shiozaki say ‘Fuck’ gets 600 points of extra credit.
Class 1-B:What?
Shiozaki:What?!
Aizawa, lying behind the desk: Meanwhile I’m going to take a nap. Wake me when she says fuck. Or don’t. Actually don’t at all. Just write me a note or something. *closes eyes*
Shiozaki: W-Wait, is he serious?
Komori, in Shiozaki’s face: Shiozaki you gotta say fuck for me! Come on, mama has mushroom for that extra credit!
Shiozaki:What?!
Tetsutetsu: No, say fuck for me instead! I need that extra credit more! I have a D in this class! A D minus to be exact!
Shiozaki: H-hold on! Y-you two calm down!
Tokage, pushing her way through students: Say fuck for me instead, and I’ll let you ride my bike! Come on! I don’t let anybody ride that!
Monoma’s voice behind a bunch of students: She really doesn’t, and it’s totally unfair!
Tokage: See?! I treat that thing like my baby, and I will let you borrow it! That’s how much this extra credit means to me!
Shiozaki: B-but I-I dont even know h-how to ride a motorcycle though! I don’t want to wreck your bike! And guys, can I please get some space?
Kendo, trying to move everyone out the way: Everybody back off! Give her some room!
Shiozaki, sighing in relief: Oh thank you, Kendo.
Kendo: You’re welcome. What are friends are for? But anywho, how about you repay me by saying fuck real quick? I would really appreciate.
Shiozaki:WHAT?!
Kendo: Come on! Just say real quick! I want that extra credit!
Shiozaki: B-But you have an A in this class! You don’t need it!
Kendo: Nonesense! There’s nothing wrong with wanting to over achieve in school! Now come on, say it! You can even whisper it in my ear if you want!
Shiozaki:Bu—
Tokage: DONT YOU DARE SAY FUCK FOR KENDO! SHE DOESNT NEED THAT EXTRA CREDIT! I DO THOUGH! JUST SAY FUCK FOR ME!
Kendo: I DO TOO NEED THAT EXTRA CREDIT!
Tetsutetsu: WELL I NEED IT THE MOST THOUGH! COME ON, Shiozaki!
Shiozaki:G-guys…….
*More student starts to surround Shiozaki, of them speaking at the same time, making them all incoherent except for a few clear fucks being heard*
Shiozaki, head spinning: G-guys, p-please! I-I need some space. G-guys?…..g-guys?…..*sighs* Oh frick.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Vlad King: Well?! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Aizawa: That your students are giant disappointments, cause none of them could make Shiozaki say fuck?
