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Voltron spaceballs moment Part 2

Team voltron was making their long road trip home when they came across the same galactic diner that lance and hunk went to a long while back.

Allura: oh look! A diner. I haven’t seen one of these in ages. They used to be very popular eatery’s back in the days.

Coran: ah yes! Their juniberry pies were quite delectable!

Keith: ok, let’s stop for lunch then!

Lance and hunk paled when they noticed what diner they were at and both shouted

“NO!”

Everyone looked at lance and hunk through the vid screens.

Pidge: why not?

Hunk: trust us, BAD IDEA!

Keith:elaborate…

Lance: hunk and I were there a while back and while we were waiting for our food, this guy a few chair down from us started choking, holding his stomach, a small little alien burst out of his chest, jumped onto the bar counter and started dancing vaudeville!

Everyone stared at lance in incredulity.

Keith give him a deadpan look.

Keith: your making that up!

Lance:AM I KEITH?! AM I REALLY?! HUNK WAS THERE! HE CAN TELL YOU!

Everyone looked at hunk.

Hunk:it’s true. Next to being attacked by food goo, that was the most HORRIFYING thing I ever saw in my entire life!

Pidge:yeeeah I’m still having a hard time believing that.

Shiro: well if you two don’t want to join us, you don’t have to.

The team touch Down and park next to the dinner and everyone exits their lions.

Hunk: guys are you sure you don’t want to change your minds?

Lance: yeah seriously, I don’t want to see little aliens popping out of your chests

Shiro: relax you two, it will be fine. And like I said, if you don’t want to come with, you don’t have to. Just wait out here.

The others start walking to the diner. And before they disappear threw the doors, hunk shouts.

“DON’T ORDER THE SPECIAL!”

(A few moments later)

The team exits the diner and rejoins hunk and lance back at the lions.

All with horrified looks on their faces.

Hunk: that was fast…

Lance: what happened?

Keith: an alien burst out of a guy’s chest, jumped on the bar counter and started dancing vaudeville… O_Oiii (says this with a mortified look on his face)

Shiro:the waitress said “that’s the third time that’s happened this month… (also with a mortified look)

Then shiro cocks his head in confusion.

Shiro: How do alien even know vaudeville?

Pidge:I GOT A BETTER QUESTION FOR YOU! HOW IS THIS PLACE EVEN STILL IN BUSINESS?!?!

You know, a lot of people think lance over-reacted to finding out that pidge is a girl

but the truth is…

The other paladins UNDER-REACTED!

Seriously, I think lance’s reaction is well justified.

Why you ask?

Because…

This whole time pidge has been pretending to be a BOY in the garrison.

And in the garrison, all boys bunk together, dress together, SHOWER TOGETHER!

the bathrooms and showers at the garrison are communal…

Meaning, unlike everyone else, lance had come to the same conclusion I did…

THATS RIGHT! I SAID IT!

Someone had to! XD

Idk why everyone else thought finding out pidge is a girl wasn’t a big deal.

It’s like the movie “Mulan” and we KNOW she saw all the other soldiers NAKED!

BODY ONCE TOLD ME