i-like-cookiez:

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

I love the Sanders Sides! Logan, Patton, Virgil, Roman, and *looks at smudged handwriting* …. Despacito

Despa-deceit-o

This dude gets it.

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

dracyoola:

softestvirgil:

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

I love the Sanders Sides! Logan, Patton, Virgil, Roman, and *looks at smudged handwriting* …. Despacito

Oh my goodness.

Deceit’s name is Despacito: confirmed.

Despacito Sanders

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

hey for some reason one of my posts blew up so i’d appreciate it if y'all checked out my sanders sides insta (where I post worse shit)

it features my horrifying edits and disastrous art which seems right up y'alls alley

have fun!

update: this is my sanders sides account (tumblr edition)

anxiety-prone-human:

vividaway:

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

moxietyismyheartandsoul:

mrhideyoshikinoshita:

I love the Sanders Sides! Logan, Patton, Virgil, Roman, and *looks at smudged handwriting* …. Despacito

this is so sad alexa play deceit

This is the funniest fucking reply I’ve gotten on this post so far

jesus fuck

Fucking shit it’s 3 am I should not be on this hellsite I nearly died from this.

good- exactly what I intended

thoodleoo:

caesar: *gets assassinated*

antony: this is so sad friends, romans, countrymen, play despacito

Dear Marc in my Despacito fic:

You don’t speak spanish. We have ESTABLISHED you don’t speak spanish.

Jake understands your english, but doesn’t speak any other language THAN Spanish. Anything out of Jake’s mouth? Is going to be spanish.

So would it KILL you to stop asking him questions that require Long Answers filled with words that you DON’T understand so I can get the plot moving instead of having poor Steven try to figure out what Jake is saying with the limited spanish he has picked up working at the London Museum (Because Spanish tourists are a thing) and Jake’s tone? ESPECIALLY when Jake is so angry that half the words out his mouth are swear words that I have no idea how am I going to translate to english in the notes?

Please?

No love (Well, yes, I still love you)

Me.

Something Inconvenient Happens at Black Hat Org. Algo inconvenente le pasa a Black Hat Org.

Eng: Flug: That’s so sad. Demencia! Sing Despacito for Jefecito!

Span: Flug: Que triste. Demencia! Canta Despacito para Jefecito!

Bex just said in their IG Story if Pidge built Shiro a new arm with a built in Alexa, it would only play, and I quote, “DespaShiro”.

I love Bex.

TELL ME IM WRONG

waiting for amazon Alexa to be chipped into my brain so I can think “Alexa play despacito” and it’ll do it

Wedding harpist problems no. 56- the couple ask for “Despacito” and you can’t keep a straight face because you keep thinking about this…

yanderesleuth:

ysscquotes:

Shiromi: Despacito has 5.3 billion views on YouTube. I wonder how many people have died listening to it.

Megami: …What?

Shiromi: Just statistically there should be a few.

Sweet mother of shit.

You know Tristan ain’t playin’ if he opens his eyes