Lance: *taking off shirt* god it’s so hot in here

Keith: Yeah, but why are you taking off my shirt?

voltron headcanons no one asked for

• (If Adam was alive) Lance and Adam are best friends™ and have a lot of inside jokes. Shiro and Keith are constantly scared of these two.
• Platonic Kidge. Pidge and Keith are conspiracy theorie freaks and could talk hour about it. (Pidge secretly doesn’t trust the government)
• Matt teaches/shows Romelle memes
• Everyone ships Klance and they are open about it. Pidge “Tell your boyfriend to shut up” Keith “Lance is not my boyfriend” Pidge “Yeah, and I am Morgan Freeman”.
• Shiro makes a lot of gay jokes
• Shiro uses het emojis
• The Paladins call Coran “Uncle Coran” most of the time (Like they call Shiro “Dad”)
• A lot of adults are actually really scared of Pidge
• The Paladins have a “Hunk’s cookies friday”. Hunk makes cookies every Friday and they all have a movie night.
• Pidge secretly likes MCR
• Keith is a weeb
• The first time Keith heard about “Klance” he asked Lance what it means. After Lance explained it to Keith, they both got really red and were awkward around each other for a week
• Lance adopted a cat and names her Blue (Blue and Kosmo are getting along really well)
• Lance worships the bee-movie
• Pidge, Hunk, and Lance call the Galra “Furries (is that how you write it?) Including Keith
• Lance wants to know what shampoo Lotor used
• Adam is the cooler dad™

Shiro: Good morning to everyone except myself because I wish I was still in bed

Keith: can you pass the salt?

Shiro: can you pass your classes?

Keith: ,,that’s too much salt

Lance: it’s nice to be wanted

Pidge: ,,not by the law

Lance at the beginning of the year: 2020,, and Pidge and Matt are still not here

Lance now: Seems like no one had a 2020 vision. I have no idea what’s happening anymore

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

Keith: *helping wounded pidge*

Keith: what’s your blood type?

Pidge: how would I know?

Keith: how would you not know?

Pidge: who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner discoverer of blood groups?

Keith: you don’t know your blood type but you know who discovered them?

Texting

Pidge:kqvsvaja

Keith: what is that?

Pidge: a keysmash

Keith: how do i do it

Pidge: just press anything

Keith:8

a concept

keith in middle school, churning out those videos with block coloured backgrounds and size 12 comic sans and poor editing that give helpful tips such as;

how to get a boyfriend in middle school

how to get your crush to like you

and so forth. they’re all unironic. lance watched them all. neither had any idea until shiro got pidge to uncover them and now they’re blackmail material

Shiro: I need some paladin drama, stat.

Hunk: I don’t think we’re that dramatic..

Shiro: I’ve been gone one week - Keith and Lance are dating, and they’ve killed a person.

kuron dont interact

guys listen to my theory

okay so everyone knows at this point that keith loves hippos its been fully accepted as canon but everyone also knows that keith lived in texas and theoretically would never have seen a hippo.

my theory is that keith kogane that mad lad heard the name “hippopotamus” and was like. damn. thats a fucking badass name. thats gonna be my favourite animal.

lance shows him a photo and he throws up in his mouth but he cant back down so. he keeps saying he loves hippos it pains him inside he just thought the name sounded cool. father why didnt u show me a hippo why are we texan yeehaw

-mod shiro its 1am peace

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